Salada White - W04 - Finest Orange Pekoe
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W04  | A bachelor is a man who can be miss-led only so far |
W04 | A clear conscience is to the soul what health is to the body |
W04 | A diet is something to take the starch out of you |
W04 | A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is fine for doing well |
W04 | A good husband is one who feels in his pockets whenever passing a mail box |
W04 | A good idea that is shared with others will live forever |
W04 | A good salesman is one who convinces his wife she looks fat in a fur coat |
W04 | A good thing to leave up your sleeve is a funny bone |
W04 | A gossip is one who keeps a swivel tongue in her head |
W04 | A husband should put his foot down only when it's on the coffee table |
W04 | A man can injure his own pride by tripping over his own bluff |
W04 | A man cannot hold another person down without stoopnig himself |
W04 | A man is young only as long as he looks |
W04 | A man who "stands corrected" probably wears orthopedic shoes |
W04 | A misplaced " I" can transform the marital relationship into a martial one |
W04 | A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck |
W04 | A practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy patient |
W04 | A raving beauty is a girl who finished second in a beauty contest |
W04 | A Smile is a language that even a baby understands |
W04 | A snack is the pause that "refleshes" |
W04 | A soft answer can prevent a lot of hard feelings |
W04 | A specialist is one hwo knows more and more about less and less |
W04 | A summer camp is where little children go for Mother's vacation |
W04 | A wedding ring is a one man band |
W04 | A wise man will make more opprtunities than he finds |
W04 | A woman's chief asset is a man's imagination |
W04 | A woman's idea of happiness is being pursued by the man she's chasing |
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W04 | Ability is a wonderful thing - but its value is greatly enhanced by dependability |
W04 | After crosses and losses men grow humbler and wiser - Franklin |
W04 | All children are as good as gold on April 15th |
W04 | All men are ordinary men - but it takes an extraordinary man to know it |
W04 | All progress stems from change but all change is not necessarily progress |
W04 | All true blessings are multiplied by sharing them |
W04 | Always hold your head up but keep your nose at a friendly level |
W04 | An average person is only the best of the worst and the worst of the best |
W04 | An explosive situation can often be eased by a few carefully chosenwords, softly spoken |
W04 | An ineligible college football player is one who can run and kick - but can't pass |
W04 | An open mind will get you into less trouble than an open mouth |
W04 | An overweight person who is hungry as a horse should learn to (say) " Nay" |
W04 | Any shrine is better than self-worship |
W04 | Anybody who rests on laurels keeps them in the wrong place |
W04 | As every minute particle of gold is valulable so is every minute of life |
W04 | " Better late than never" is good but not nearly as good as " Better never late" |
W04 | Bachelor: A man who wouldn't take "yes" for an answer |
W04 | Be a good loser, but don't make it a habit |
W04 | Be like tea: It shows its true character when it gets in hot water |
W04 | Be yourself. No one else can do that better than you |
W04 | Beauty in a youngster is accidental but beauty in an oldster is a work of art |
W04 | Better a little with honor than much with shame |
W04 | Better people to make a better world aer made in the home |
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W04 | Blesed are those who go around ni circles, for they shall be called "big wheels" |
W04 | Blessed is he who expects nothing for he shall never be disappointed |
W04 | Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, remains silent |
W04 | Bowling tends to get kids off the streets and into the alleys |
W04 | Celebrate by having a good time you'll never forget - not one you can't remember |
W04 | Celebrations you'll never forget are better than those you can't remember |
W04 | Children are often expected to learn good manners without seeing any |
W04 | Common Sense is what the world calls wisdom |
W04 | Conceit is simple a matter of "I" strain |
W04 | Confession may be good for the soul, but it's often bad for the reputation |
W04 | Confidence is that satisfying feeling you have before you fully understand the problem |
W04 | Correction does much, but encouragement does more |
W04 | Courtesy is an investment which pays dividends in friendship |
W04 | Debts: the certain outcome of an uncertain income |
W04 | Difficult times bring out one's true character, just as darkness brings out the stars |
W04 | Dignity is difficult to preserve in alcohol |
W04 | Do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of |
W04 | Doing less than the average keeps the average down |
W04 | Don't be a carbon copy of somebody else - make your own impression |
W04 | Don't complain about the way the ball bounces if you're the one who dropped it |
W04 | Don't complain because rose bushes have thorns; be glad that they have roses |
W04 | Don't despair; there are plenty of things money won't buy |
W04 | Don't worry about finding your station in life. Somebody will tell you where to get off |
W04 | Drive carefully; the car you save may some day belong to you |
W04 | Drive like a nut and you may soon get cracked |
W04 | Drivers who hug the wrong curves sometimes cause accidents |
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W04 | Easy things become difficult when you do them with reluctance |
W04 | Eating too much will make you thick at your stomach |
W04 | Education is what a man gets when he talks with a group of teen-agers |
W04 | Energy and persistence conquer all things |
W04 | Envy is akind of praise |
W04 | Even moderation ought not to be practiced to excess |
W04 | Even the darkest hour is only sixty minutes long |
W04 | Everybody in the family should be a member of the crew - not a passenger |
W04 | Everybody should have the ability to laugh at himself - if necessary |
W04 | Everyone should keep a mental waste-basket for disposing of what's not worth remembering |
W04 | Everything in the modern home is controlled by switches except the children |
W04 | Experience is a hard teacher. She test first - and teaches afterward |
W04 | Experience is valuable as a guide-post, but dangerous as a hitching-post |
W04 | " Finding time" is difficult. If you want time, make it |
W04 | " Finding time" is difficult. If you want time, make it |
W04 | Facts we don't face-up to often stab us in the back |
W04 | Few people recgnize opportunity because it is disguised as hard work |
W04 | Folks who go to pieces easily may never have been put together properly |
W04 | Generally speaking, women have been famous for untold ages |
W04 | Getting into hot water tends to keep you clean |
W04 | Giving birth to an idea is one thing; raising it to maturity is another |
W04 | Giving till it hurts makes some people extremely sensitive to pain |
W04 | Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling |
W04 | He is lonely who builds himself a wall instead of a bridge |
W04 | He who loses his head is usually the last one to miss it |
W04 | He who rises like a rocket often falls like a rock |
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W04 | If success came easily, everyone would be successful |
W04 | Intuition enables a woman to put two and two together and get your number |
W04 | It is often the last key on the ring which opens the door |
W04 | It isn't your position that makes you happy or unhappy; it's your disposition |
W04 | It's foolish to work up a head of steam unless you know what's cooking |
W04 | Listen before judging and think before speaking |
W04 | Many people will give an honest day's work but they want a week's pay for it |
W04 | Marriages may be made in heaven, but man performs the maintenance work |
W04 | Modern girls adore spinning wheels - four of them and a apare |
W04 | More people are run down by gossip than by automobiles |
W04 | Only one who gives happiness deserves happiness. |
W04 | People who have found that money can't buy everything often use credit cards |
W04 | People you should get even with are those who have helped you |
W04 | Performance is always preferred over promises |
W04 | Resist the pleasure of criticism |
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W04 | The best way to convince a man he is wrong is to let him have his own way |
W04 | The character of the giver is shown more by the manner of giving than by the gift itself |
W04 | The first requirement in solving a problem is to understand it |
W04 | The next best thing to knowign a fact is knowing where to find it |
W04 | The sun sets early for those who live always in the valley |
W04 | There's a difference between rising to the top and going up in the air |
W04 | Think of others people's worries and your own do not seem important any more |
W04 | To be most happy, keep so busy you have no time to be unhappy |
W04 | Today you will double your money by folding it and slipping it back in your pocket |
W04 | Too many of us don;t care what happens so long as it doesn't happen to us |
W04 | Treat your friends kindly if it weren't fot hem, you'd be a total stranger |
W04 | We'd all be succesful if we followed the advice we give others |
W04 | When you are right you can afford to keep your temper |
W04 | When you shake your fist at someone. All your fingers are pointing at yourself |
W04 | When you stop to think don';t forget to start again |
W04 | When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt |
W04 | Work is only well donw when it is done with a will |
W04 | Yesterday is gone; tomorrow never comes; today is here; get busy |
W04 | You are ony young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely |
W04 | You can look very spic if your span is not too great |
W04 | Your conscience, like a buzing beem can make you feel uneasy without stinging you |
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Salada Red - R02 - Serif / Small Tag lines
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R02  | A "blushing bride" may be just flushed with victory |
R02 | A confirmed bachelor is one who has unalterable views |
R02 | A genius is often regarded as a crackpot until he hits the jackpot |
R02 | A good clear conscience induces good sound sleep |
R02 | A habit is strong but brittle. You can break it by dropping it |
R02 | A pat on the back is moer powerful than a kick in the pants |
R02 | A pinch of probability is to be preferred over a pound of possibility |
R02 | A rear view mirror with a policeman in it would greatly enhance driving safety |
R02 | A ship is always referred to as SHE - perhaps because the upkeep is so high |
R02 | A truly happy person is one who has something to be enthusiastic about |
R02 | A women's intuition is a fiction and a fraud - but practically foolproof |
R02 | Ability is fine - but the ability to recognize ability is much better |
R02 | Admit your mistakes but don't brag about them |
R02 | Adult education takes place in any home having teen-age children |
R02 | Advice which is asked for is more often headed |
R02 | After his daughter becomes engaged, Dad becomes a lame-duck father |
R02 | All too often the shortest distance between two points is under construction |
R02 | Always keep your words soft and sweet - just in case you have to eat them |
R02 | An interpreter is almost a "must" if parents aer to understand teen-age lingo |
R02 | An over-simplification can get mighty complicated before becoming practical |
R02 | Another name for gossip is "ear pollution" |
R02 | Anytime you kick up a storm, you can't expect smooth sailing |
R02 | Arguments are brief when someone admits "it's my fault" |
R02 | Averages are not reliable indications of any single future event |
R02 | Be a "self-starter"and you won't need a "crank" to get you going |
R02 | Be a good listener. You can't learn much if you do all the talking |
R02 | Bear in mind that children tend to heed your example more than your advice |
R02 | Beware of people who admit having some faults but being wrong is not one of them |
R02 | Books with unhappy endingd are unusual except for the familiy check book |
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R02 | Carrying a chip on your shoulder can be a mighty heavy load |
R02 | Cleanliness may be next to godliness but with children around it's next to impossible |
R02 | Common sense is really quite uncommon |
R02 | Compromise holds the promise of keeping happy marriages happy |
R02 | Consider your temper as being too valuable to lose |
R02 | Contentment with past accomplishments stifles future achievement |
R02 | Cool heads and warm hearts solve more problems than hot heads and cold hearts |
R02 | Cultivate good habits. Tehy'll work hard for you at no cost |
R02 | Cut your contribution to air pollution if you want to breathe clean air |
R02 | Diplomacy is the art of disagreeing without being disagreeable |
R02 | Disagree if you must, but never be disagreeable in doing so |
R02 | Doing good for others os good for you, too |
R02 | Doing your job correctly saves explaining why it was done wrong |
R02 | Don't drive as if you own the road - but as if you own the car |
R02 | Don't give till it hurts. Give till it feels good. It costs about the same |
R02 | Don't miss the boat by sitting around waiting for your ship to come in |
R02 | Dry roads are desirable - but dry drivers are vital to car safety |
R02 | Earning recognition without getting it is better than getting it without earning it. |
R02 | Education may be expensive, but ignorance is even more costly |
R02 | Egotism is a strange disease; it makes others sick but not the one who has it |
R02 | Emergencies often bring out strenghts inus we never knew we had |
R02 | Emulate the nail. Its head keeps it from going too far |
R02 | Emulate the turtle. To go places you must stick out your neck |
R02 | Enduring love requires reciprocal gratitude |
R02 | Enjoy yourself. This is one of the good old days you're going to miss sometime |
R02 | Enjoyment of the things you like mist be interrupted to be appreciated most |
R02 | Enthusiasm is a virtue, but excess enthusiasm often gets in the way of good judgment |
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R02 | Enthusiasm is very good lubrication for the mind |
R02 | Envy is a very subtle form of praise |
R02 | Envy is a very subtle form of praise |
R02 | Even a bad child is useful - if used as a bad example |
R02 | Even a perfect stranger, once you get to know him, is not really perfect |
R02 | Even actions which speak louder than words, can be misquoted |
R02 | Even average ability when combined with determination, often achieves success |
R02 | Even charging everything you wear will not give you a magnetic personality |
R02 | Even if you can't make money last, be glad you can make it first |
R02 | Even if you can't win, you might force the leader to break the record |
R02 | Even Nature is not perfect. She lets spring fever and house cleaning come at the same time |
R02 | Even the best of ideas won't work unless you do |
R02 | Even the richest soil if uncultivated, produces only weeds |
R02 | Even though man cannot live by bread alone, many try to get by on crust |
R02 | Even trouble is not all bad. It develops our ability to meet it |
R02 | Events tend to color your life - but you have some choice of color |
R02 | Every force of nature has a double edge - water quenches thirst, yet you can drown in it |
R02 | Every promise that is followed by faithful performance build characte |
R02 | Everybody being pleasant to everybody else would make for a better world |
R02 | Everybody hates mistakes - but learning from them is part of the educational process |
R02 | Everybody should have some secret sorrows; don't tell others all your troubles |
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R02 | Faith works best when you put forth your best effort |
R02 | False praise does not tell us what we are, but what we should be |
R02 | Fast driving and fast living may get you to the finish line too soon |
R02 | Few people escape the fact that the hand of life often has hard knuckles |
R02 | Few will disagree that some books that are bound - should also be gagged |
R02 | Fewer cart-to-cart talks in supermarkets woudl speed up your shopping |
R02 | Figures can be misleading - but those on the cost of living are on the up and up |
R02 | Find a way to let a man with a chip on his shoulder take a bow |
R02 | First think things through then follow through |
R02 | Flattery is what people say about you that you wish was true |
R02 | Fly into a rage only at the risk of making a bad landing |
R02 | Folks who buy on time should pay the same way |
R02 | Footprints on the sands of time fade away unless you keep moving |
R02 | Forgive a child who is afraid of the dark - not an adult afraid of the light |
R02 | Forgive another, even though he may be unforgiving - it's good for the soul |
R02 | Freedom without purpose leads headlong into chaos |
R02 | Frequently you have to go way out on a limb if you want the finest fruit |
R02 | Frequently you have to go way out on a limb if you want the finest fruit |
R02 | Friendships earned before you need them are almost certain to be more lasting |
R02 | Frustrations cause some men to break; others to break records |
R02 | Genius is seldom recognized for what it is - a great capacity for hard work |
R02 | Giving credit where credit is due does wonders for both parties |
R02 | Going around in circles won't make you a big wheel |
R02 | Going around in circles won't make you a big wheel |
R02 | Going around in circles won't make you a big wheel |
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R02 | Going on a diet tends to take the starch out of you |
R02 | Good leaders give compliments in public and reprimands in private |
R02 | Good people make their way by the way they're made |
R02 | Good planning carefully executed, is often mistaken by others as pure luck |
R02 | Gossip travels fast but not alone. You can slow it down, if you will |
R02 | Government can give you nothing without first taking it away from you |
R02 | Greatness requires the taking of risks. That's why so few ever achieve it |
R02 | Hard work usually brings success - others may be unwilling to do as much |
R02 | Harsh words generate more heat than light |
R02 | Harsh words generate more heat than light |
R02 | Have patience. Even trees that seem to die each fall always turn green in the spring |
R02 | Having to suffer the consequences of our acts tends to develop responsibility |
R02 | Having to swallow your own medicien makes the spoon seem extra large |
R02 | Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, and take what comes philosophically |
R02 | How good must things get before we'll admit they could be worse? |
R02 | How it is said is as important as what is said - so listen with both eyes and ears |
R02 | Humility is an elusive thing. When you think you have it, you've lost it |
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R02 | If a man forgets his wife's birthday just once, he'll probably remmeber it thereafter |
R02 | If prosperity made the heart swell instead of the head, the world would be better |
R02 | If somebody told Franklin to go fly a kite, he certainly made the most of it |
R02 | If they didn't beleive that money grows on trays, waiters might not be so obliging |
R02 | If you are truly charitable, you won't care whether it's taks deductible or not |
R02 | If you believe you can achieve, you are well on the road to accomplishment |
R02 | If you believe you can achieve, you are well on the road to accomplishment |
R02 | If you can't improve a thing by change - con't change it |
R02 | If you could give but one gift, make it the gift of a good example |
R02 | If you could give but one gift, make it the gift of a good example |
R02 | If you could remember all Salada Tag Lines you'd be a better conversationalist |
R02 | If you don't manage your own life, somebody else will probable try to do it |
R02 | If you fumble it, don't complain about the way the ball bounces |
R02 | If you haven't used it in the last year, you don't need it |
R02 | If you itch enough for something, you should be willing to scratch for it |
R02 | If you must criticize, do it constructively and if you can, offer a better idea |
R02 | If you must criticize, suggest an improvement rather than just a fault |
R02 | If you must start at the top - start digging a hole |
R02 | If you want to be original, just be yourself. No two people are exactly alike |
R02 | If you want to be remembered later, you must live to deserve it |
R02 | If you want to feel needed, you must show concern for others |
R02 | If you want to improve your memory, loan money to others |
R02 | If you want to improve your memory, loan money to others |
R02 | If you want to leave your footprints on the sands of time, wear work shoes |
R02 | If you want to recapture your youth, take the car keys away from him |
R02 | If, at first you DO succeed, try something else |
R02 | It the engine won't start and payments won't stop you've got car troubles |
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R02 | Ignorance is when you don't kwno anything and somebody finds it out |
R02 | In trying times, never quit trying |
R02 | Include in your ups-and-downs - getting up in the morning and getting down to work |
R02 | Inflation has robbed many secure people of their security |
R02 | It is easier to find excuses for not going to church regularly than it is to attend |
R02 | It is hard to hear what a person says when his character speaks more loudly |
R02 | It is strange that beatniks and stainless steel blades should emerge in the same era |
R02 | It is time to reduce when people tell you to keep your chins up |
R02 | It is your conscience that tells you that your instinct could be wrong |
R02 | It may seem strange but the poor can't afford to buy cheap things |
R02 | It often takes an important man to act unimportant |
R02 | It seems that our road manners become more crude as our gasoline becomes more refined |
R02 | It seems that the more you learn, the more you realize how little you know |
R02 | It takes a good listener to show a genuine concern for others |
R02 | It takes two to quarrel - two to make up afterwards |
R02 | It usually takes a long time to prepare a really good impromptu speach |
R02 | It usualy takes a person of great depth to reach great heights |
R02 | It works both ways; A quitter never wins - and a winner never quits |
R02 | It woudl make a girls very happy to be pursued by the man she's chasing |
R02 | It would be difficult to overthrow our government - there is much too much of it |
R02 | It's all-in your mental attitude. Look upon problems as opportunities to solve them |
R02 | It's best to postpone doing those things you'd make a mess of today |
R02 | It's better to face up to trouble squarely than to live in fear of it forever |
R02 | It's better to give than to lend and the cost is often the same |
R02 | It's better to give than to lend and the cost is often the same |
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R02 | It's better to sleep on good deeds planned than toss and turn over bad deeds done |
R02 | It's better to sleep on good deeds planned than toss and turn over bad deeds done |
R02 | It's better to think about doing good than about having done it |
R02 | It's difficult for a man to marry his ideal if the girl wants her ideal too |
R02 | It's difficult to pay taxes with a smile - usually cash is required |
R02 | It's difficult to put your foot in your mouth if it's closed |
R02 | It's difficult to put your foot in your mouth if it's closed |
R02 | It's much easier to face reality after a good breakfast |
R02 | It's never too soon to do a kindness and you never know how soon it may be too late |
R02 | It's not conjecture that overweight girls who wear slacks don't improve their architecture |
R02 | It's not until a fish opens its mouth that it gets into trouble |
R02 | It's strange how our idea of "old age" keeps going up as we grow older |
R02 | Keep your fears to yourself. Share your courage with others |
R02 | Keeping your eye too closely on the future may obscure present opportunities |
R02 | Lack of a good reason to criticoze is the best reason for not doing so |
R02 | Live it up only if you can also live it down |
R02 | Loan sharks thrive in troubled waters |
R02 | Look upon problems as opportunities to progress by solving them |
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R02 | Maybe money can't buy happiness - but is would be fun to find out yourself |
R02 | Memories of poor times make good times, when they come, seem even better |
R02 | Money can't buy good health or what it bought a year ago |
R02 | More and more women are now preparing the finest meals you ever thaw |
R02 | Most people planning a vacation go to the same place year after year - the bank |
R02 | Most things people fail to do are caused by failure to start |
R02 | Most wives try to change a man's habits - then complain he's not the man she married |
R02 | Never stand in the way of a woman who wants to learn to drive |
R02 | Never take down a fence until the reason it was built no longer exists |
R02 | Nobody is good or bad; everybody is good and bad |
R02 | Nobody is perfect. Discover your faults admit them, then correct them |
R02 | Oil is supposed to smooth troubled waters - but often it works in reverse |
R02 | Once our opinions get us into trouble; our pride tends to keep us there |
R02 | Only those who agree with us get credit for having good judgement |
R02 | Opinions are open to opposition - but it's foolish to feud with facts |
R02 | Opportunity abounds for those who have courage, confidence and determination |
R02 | Our courage often gets credit when our stubbnornness should be blamed |
R02 | Owning a summer cottage often enhances your popularity |
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R02 | People are different. Some are very appealing - others very appalling |
R02 | Perhaps it's a quirk of nature but few women are outspoken |
R02 | Perhaps we never had it so good - but it never went so fast either |
R02 | Pity the poor elevator operator. He seldom hears the end of a good story |
R02 | Procrastination makes an easy job seem more difficult |
R02 | Put the chip on your shoulder to good use. Kindle a fire with it |
R02 | Putting things off is procrastination - putting them over is progress |
R02 | Quite often it is the things you don't do that you regret most |
R02 | Refusing praise when deserved usually brings you double praise |
R02 | Resting on your past successes will not produce a better tomorrow for you |
R02 | Seeing "eye to eye" with others is far better than taking "an eye for an eye" |
R02 | Seldom does a shallow thinker make a deep impression |
R02 | Shooting from the lip can be just as deadly as shooting from the hip |
R02 | Short story on safety: he looked; she didn't. He is; she isn't |
R02 | Skepticism is best when coupled with plans to improve |
R02 | Some people are so eager to find fault that you'd think there was a reward |
R02 | Some women who admit being 38 can remember things that happened 40 years ago |
R02 | That first dollar saved in a 10C frame is now worth a dime and the frame - a dollar |
R02 | The average taxpayer may be America's first natural resource to be exhausted |
R02 | The battle of the sexes is about over - it's too hard to identify who's who |
R02 | The best conversationalists are not always those who do the most talking |
R02 | The best preparation for success is to be ready for opportunity when it comes |
R02 | The cost of living has gone up, but most people think it's worth the price |
R02 | The goal of criticism is to leave the person with the feeling that he's been helped |
R02 | The grateful art of leaving is a vital part of living |
R02 | The greater the problem the more glory in solving it |
R02 | The hand that holds the car keys rules the family |
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R02 | The most likely place to find a helping hand is at the end of you own arm |
R02 | The most solid friendships are often made in mutual adversity |
R02 | The moth is confused, it spends winter in a bathing suit and summer in a fur coat |
R02 | The only sharp edged tool that gets sharper with use is the tongue |
R02 | The position you attain in life often depends upon your disposition |
R02 | The real problem with mini-skirts is not the lenght - it's the upcreep |
R02 | The road of least resistance carries mighty heavy traffic |
R02 | The things we know for sure, that just aren't so get us in trouble |
R02 | The time to procastrinate is when you are angry |
R02 | The time to procastrinate is when you are angry |
R02 | The true reflection of a person comes from the heart, not a mirror |
R02 | The true worth of water is seldom realized until the well goes dry |
R02 | The worst form of failure iis the failure to try |
R02 | There are better exercises than jumping to conclusions and pushing your luck |
R02 | There are times to speak your mind - others to mind your speech |
R02 | There are times when advice may have to do until real help arrives |
R02 | There is more to keeping a secret than refusing to tell who told it |
R02 | There is no substitue for brains - but silence sometimes helps |
R02 | There's a lot of wasted effort in quarrelling and then making up… so, why start? |
R02 | There's no fun in being sick unless you feel good |
R02 | There's one good thing about getting into hot water. It keeps you clean |
R02 | Thinking can get you out of a problem. Worry can get you into one |
R02 | Those with money and those who are rich are not necessarily the same people |
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R02 | Time is like money - the less you have the further you make it go |
R02 | Time may heal all wounds but it sure doesn't do much for wrinkles |
R02 | Time spent getting even would be better spent in getting ahead |
R02 | To avoid making mistakes you must gain experience - but dto do that you often make mistakes |
R02 | To get along with others, go along with others. To progress think for yourself |
R02 | To have failed is bad - to be content with failure is worse |
R02 | To keep on speaking terms with his wife, a man must be a good listener |
R02 | To make a final selection, you must first refuse all but one choice |
R02 | To make a long story short adds six words to the story |
R02 | To multiply your happiness, try dividing it with others |
R02 | Troubles are like bitter pills. You can take one at a time and keep going |
R02 | Try to live within your income - it's easier than living without one |
R02 | Two weeks on vacation never seems as long as two weeks on a diet |
R02 | Until you try to undo something you've doen, you'll never know how well you did it |
R02 | Use your failures to spur you on to greater effort and eventuel success |
R02 | Vote for whomever you chosose - but it is your duty to vote |
R02 | Wasting time is just about the same as wasting life |
R02 | Water power, in the term of tears, is a woman's greatest natural resource |
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R02 | We can credit the space program for making our taks dollars go farther |
R02 | We could save a lot if we could live as cheaply after payday as we did before |
R02 | We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do |
R02 | We tend to admire the wisdom of those who come to use for advice |
R02 | We used to resist change - now we accept change in the name of progress |
R02 | Weak arguments using strong words will never replace sound arguments spokene in soft words |
R02 | Wear your seat belt, It's much more comfortable than a lot of other things |
R02 | Well conceived p[lans are a big step towards a job well done |
R02 | We're seldom fully satisfied - and that's good. It gives us the urge to improve |
R02 | What is the generation of beatniks coming to? - certainly not the barbershop |
R02 | What is the generation of beatniks coming to? - certainly not the barbershop |
R02 | What many speakers lack in depth, they give in length |
R02 | What you don't owe won't hurt you |
R02 | What you may see as failure, spurs others on to greater effort |
R02 | When a couple is only half serious about marriage, it could be either her - or him |
R02 | When a sick man takes a turn for the nurse he is getting better |
R02 | When all else fails, governments usually act wisely |
R02 | When all is light and bright before you, shadows are lurking behind you |
R02 | When discouraged remember that the tide turns at low water as well as at high |
R02 | When she finds the right buoy, a girl usually wants to embark upon the sea of matrimony |
R02 | When somebody compliments you on looking young, it may have a double meaning |
R02 | When truth stands in your way, you can be sure you are headed in the wrong direction |
R02 | When two pessimists meet, they shake heads instead of hands |
R02 | When two pessimists meet, they shake heads instead of hands |
R02 | When we give somebody a piece of our mind, we usually lose our peace of mind |
R02 | When you buy on credit, you must sign on the line - of least resistance |
R02 | When you crack a smile you increase its value |
R02 | When you crack a smile you increase its value |
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R02 | When you get too old to set a bad example, you can start giving advice |
R02 | When you have nothing to say, never say it out loud |
R02 | When you have nothing to say, never say it out loud |
R02 | When you reach the point of no return, you have no choice but to forge ahead |
R02 | When your luck is down, keep your courae up. The tide always turns |
R02 | When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt |
R02 | When your yearnings exceed your earnings you've got all the incentive you need |
R02 | Whenever you feel sorry for yourself, don't expect much help from others |
R02 | Win when you can - but when uo lose, act as if you enjoyed it for a change |
R02 | Winning, in life as in sports, often results from our own talent - and the errors of others |
R02 | With high taxes, the taxpayer may be America's first natural resource to be exhausted |
R02 | With inflation it now takes 5c to put your 2c worth on a penny postcard |
R02 | With taxes being what they are, economy lets us keep more of what we have |
R02 | Women diet to regain their girlish figure or retain their boyish outlook |
R02 | Women often use make up to keep men from reading between the lines |
R02 | Women who think a man is never safe when he is out would make good umpires |
R02 | Words grow sharper as love grows colder |
R02 | Work while you wait for ship to come in - or hardship could arrive |
R02 | Work while you wait. It's easier to be [patient when you're busy than when idle |
R02 | Working beyond the point where the average person quits will make you above average |
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R02 | World crises teach us a lot of geography we'd rather get along without |
R02 | Wrong doing can result from leaving something undone as well as doing something wrong |
R02 | You can always come up with a better answer after the discussion is over |
R02 | You can flatter more people into excelling than you can criticize out of their apathy |
R02 | You can get in over your head in a river that averages only two feet deep |
R02 | You can never exercise an open mind and an open moputh at the same time |
R02 | You can't improve your physical fitness by running down your friends |
R02 | You can't live in the past nor in the future. Live now and be thankful |
R02 | You can't live in the past nor in the future. Live now and be thankful |
R02 | You can't pay-as-you-go until you've paid up for where you've been |
R02 | You deserve no credit for resisting temptation if you expect another chance later |
R02 | You don't deserve credit for giving up what you should have stopped long ago |
R02 | You have initiative if you do the right thinh without being told |
R02 | You just might lose your shirt if you put too much on the cuff |
R02 | You may be able to take time off, but you can never put it back |
R02 | You may not like the crew - but don't sink the ship or you go down, too |
R02 | You'll never have more time. You have, and always have had, all there is |
R02 | Your position in life is often determined by your disposition |
R02 | You're an old-timer if you can remember when they talked of "millions for defense" |
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R02 | Youth must learn that life won't give them everything - and nothing gratis |
R02 | Youth, like rockets, knows no bounds when all conditions are GO |
R02 | Zip-up-the-back dresses deserve credit for bringing man and wife together |
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Salada Red - R03 - Sans Serif / Large Tag lines
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R03  | A book shut tight, is but a block of paper |
R03 | A friend is a present you give yourself |
R03 | A friend is a present you give yourself |
R03 | A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally |
R03 | A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial |
R03 | A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg |
R03 | A little experience often upsets a lot of theory |
R03 | A person is not old until regrets take the place of dreams |
R03 | A person is not rewarded for having brains, only for using them |
R03 | A person who follows the crowd will never be followed by a crowd |
R03 | A person who's at the top has the habiot of getting to the bottom |
R03 | A playboy records his daily activities in a loose-life note book |
R03 | A small debt produces a debtor; a large one an enemy |
R03 | A smile is the whisper of a laugh |
R03 | A wise person will make more opportunities than he finds |
R03 | Ability is a wonderful thing but its v alue is greatly enhanced by dependability |
R03 | Admit your mistakes, but don't brag about them |
R03 | Age doesn't matter unless you're cheese |
R03 | Alimony: bounty on the mutiny |
R03 | Alpine fare: skifood |
R03 | Always drive as if your children were in the other car |
R03 | Amnesia: blank account |
R03 | Avid golfers usually have a fairway look in their eyes |
R03 | Be sure your conversation generates more light than heat |
R03 | Beavers give a dam for ecology |
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R03 | Children have more need of models than of critics |
R03 | Compulsive golfer: crackputt |
R03 | Confucius say when one has clear conscience it often means he has bad memory |
R03 | Correction does much but encouragement does more |
R03 | Courtesy is contagious. Spread it |
R03 | Dieting: It's simply what you don't put in yhour mouth |
R03 | Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way |
R03 | Eternity: paying for a car on the installment plan |
R03 | Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work |
R03 | Experience is a hard teacher. She test first and teaches afterward |
R03 | Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes |
R03 | Failure is the path of least persistence |
R03 | Fat lawyers have many lien clients |
R03 | Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age |
R03 | Gardener's assistant: member of the weeding |
R03 | Generous gestures yield the most when that isn't their purpose |
R03 | Give some people an inch and they think they're a ruler |
R03 | Gossip is a dainty morsel eaten with great relish |
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R03 | Happiness is a by product of an effort to make someone else happy |
R03 | Happiness is a way station between too little and too much |
R03 | Happiness: it can only be truly found within |
R03 | Head cold: rheum at the top |
R03 | History repeats itself cause no one listens the first time |
R03 | How true it is - unspoken anger is never regretted |
R03 | Humor is the hole that lets teh sawdust out of a stuffed shirt |
R03 | If everything appears to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something |
R03 | If you don't know what you want to do, it's harder to do it |
R03 | If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there |
R03 | If you don't ty, you can't fail |
R03 | If you're properly prepared you won't easily be surprised |
R03 | Inflation makes you realize you never had it so good - so briefly |
R03 | Inhibitions are tied up in nots |
R03 | Isn't it strange that people without children bring them up so well? |
R03 | It is much easier to be critical than correct |
R03 | It's all right to drink like a fish, providing you drink what a fish drinks |
R03 | It's just as easy to look for the good things in life rather than the bad |
R03 | It's not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important |
R03 | Just because a path is well-beaten is no proff it's the right one |
R03 | Keep the old as long as it is good and take the new as soon as it is better |
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R03 | Laughter is the shock absorber of life's blows |
R03 | Life is like an onion. You peel it off layer by layer and sometimes you weep |
R03 | Life is what happens while you're making other plans |
R03 | Live and let live is fine, but live and help live is better |
R03 | Love: that magical bond where one and one is far more than just two |
R03 | Material possessions the more you own, the more they own you |
R03 | Memory is the diary we all carry with us |
R03 | Menu: vittle statistics |
R03 | Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open |
R03 | Most people put on weight in certain places like dining rooms |
R03 | Mummies: Egyptians that were pressed for time |
R03 | Never be diverted from the truth by what you would like to believe |
R03 | Next boat to dock after the Mayflower: the Juneflower |
R03 | No married man can understand what the bachelor does with his money |
R03 | No one is a failure who is enjoying life |
R03 | No one's credit is as good as his money |
R03 | Nobody ever got his mind dirty doing hard work |
R03 | Not saying but never needing to say, is what really counts |
R03 | Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely |
R03 | Nothing is abvious to the uninformed |
R03 | Nothing is ever lost by courtesy |
R03 | Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else |
R03 | Nothing makes a man and wife feel closer these days than a joint tax return |
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R03 | Often it takes as much courage to resist as it does to go ahead |
R03 | One of the rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he can |
R03 | One pound of learning requires ten pounds of common sense to apply it |
R03 | One should learn to disagree without becoming disagreeable |
R03 | Opportunities are seldom labeled |
R03 | Overweight: just desserts |
R03 | People forget how fast you did a job but they remember how well you did it |
R03 | People seldom want to walk over you until you lie down |
R03 | People usually quarrel because they cannot argue |
R03 | Pessimist … someone who always looks on the blight side |
R03 | Press censorship: writer's clamp |
R03 | Real estate venture: plot luck |
R03 | Regatta: Sails meeting |
R03 | Remember nothing dries faster than a tear |
R03 | Road maps tell you everything except how to fold them |
R03 | Satirical playwright: mocking bard |
R03 | Second thoughts are always wiser |
R03 | Smiles are just like colds - they're catching |
R03 | Some minds are like concrete - all mixed up and permanently set |
R03 | Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt |
R03 | Sometimes silence makes the best conversation |
R03 | Sometimes the best thing to get off your chest is your chin |
R03 | Speceialization is the art of learning more and more about less and less |
R03 | String savers: have knots |
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R03 | The accent's on youth but the stress is on parents |
R03 | The best effect of the energy crisis is .. Renewed use of elbow grease |
R03 | The best kind of wrinkles indicate where smiles have been |
R03 | The dictionary is the only place you will find success before work |
R03 | The employer generally gets the employees he deserves |
R03 | The greatest remedy for anger is delay |
R03 | The hardest tumble one can take is to fall over his own bluff |
R03 | The human spririt is stronger than anything that can happen to it |
R03 | The IRS says : the best flings in life are not free |
R03 | The minute you get the idea you're indispensable, you aren't |
R03 | The most effective way to cope with change is to help create it |
R03 | The only flower known to have wings is the butterfly |
R03 | The only sure thing about luck is that it will change |
R03 | The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them |
R03 | The paradox of age: the young want to be old, and the old want to be young |
R03 | The purpose of accumulating knowledge is to use that knowledge to think |
R03 | The right of way is not something you have - somebody gives it to you |
R03 | The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything |
R03 | The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes, but in liking what one has to do |
R03 | The test of good meaners is to be able to put up pleasantly with bad ones |
R03 | The time-tested truism: actions speak louder than words |
R03 | The vagabond when rich is called a tourist |
R03 | The world is full of cactus but we don't have to sit on it |
R03 | There are no degrees of honesty either you are honest or you are not |
R03 | There may be luck in getting a good job, but there's no luck in keeping it |
R03 | To overlook the little things in life is to miss the biggest part of itself |
R03 | Too many people itch for what they want without scratching for it |
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R03 | Unless the job means more than the pay, it will never pay more |
R03 | Violent plays need trauma critics |
R03 | We are about as happy as we make up our minds to be |
R03 | We have a million reasons for failure, but a not a single excuse |
R03 | We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do |
R03 | Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles |
R03 | Well done is better than well said |
R03 | What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens |
R03 | What we see depends mainly on what we look for |
R03 | When both intuition and logic agree, you are always right |
R03 | When you tease someone under a pine tree you needle them |
R03 | While we stop to think we often miss our opportunity |
R03 | Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it |
R03 | Wisdom is the ability to discover alternatives |
R03 | With two eyes and one tongue you should see twice as much as you say |
R03 | Worry is the interest paid on trouble before it becomes due |
R03 | You are only what you are when no one is looking |
R03 | You can always tell luck from ability by its duration |
R03 | You grow up the day you have the first real laugh-at yrouself |
R03 | Your thoughts can't soar if you think like a turkey |
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Salada Red - R05 - Stop Sign
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R05  | A bachelors blackbook is full of near Mrs. |
R05 | A bad flu could block Santa's visit |
R05 | A bad mistake becomes a good lesson if you learn from it |
R05 | A barber shop on a cruise ship gives crew cuts |
R05 | A biology book worm devours gardening books |
R05 | A blank check never bounces |
R05 | A bore is someone, who when asked, will tell you how they are |
R05 | A broker is a man on the right end of a telephone |
R05 | A busy body in the beauty parlor gets into everyone's hair |
R05 | A censor is someone who puts his "no's" in everybody's business |
R05 | A comic with a toothache is no laughing matter |
R05 | A congressional ghost writer is a spook in the house |
R05 | A cow is an animal that owes a lot of udders |
R05 | A crowd is not company |
R05 | A depressed hypochondriac is someone who has no trouble to speak of |
R05 | A false friend and a shadow attend only when the sun shines |
R05 | A friend in need is a friend to feed |
R05 | A friend is a present to give yourself |
R05 | A friend is one who knows all about you and loves you just the same |
R05 | A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor man made perfect without trials |
R05 | A glutton loves all you see |
R05 | A good scare is worth more than good advice |
R05 | A good way to save face is to keep the lower half shut |
R05 | A gossip is somebody who puts who and who together |
R05 | A guy with money to burn has a good chance of finding a perfect match |
R05 | A hermit loves his wealth of poverty |
R05 | A horse is an animal that can take thousands of people for a ride |
R05 | A hug is a handshake from the heart |
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R05 | A job transfer can be a moving esxperience |
R05 | A lawyer is a hearing aid |
R05 | A low-cut dress creates cold shoulders |
R05 | A man soon learns how little he knows when a child begins to ask questions |
R05 | A man too often shows his worst side to his better half |
R05 | A man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets she took him |
R05 | A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost |
R05 | A microwave TV let's you watch an hour show in 6 minutes |
R05 | A mime is an actor with nothing to talk about |
R05 | A nervous lepidopterist has butterflies in the stomach |
R05 | A penny isn't worth two cents |
R05 | A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house |
R05 | A person is not rewarded for having brains, only for using them |
R05 | A picture of a jail should be painted on every safe |
R05 | A pig bought on credit is forever grunting |
R05 | A poet can survive anything but a misprint |
R05 | A pompous boss easily becomes chairman of the bored |
R05 | A promise is the only thing that must be kept to be given |
R05 | A prude whispers sweet nothing-doings in your ear |
R05 | A rich man is either a scoundrel of heir to a scoundrel |
R05 | A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths |
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R05 | A satisfied philatelist is stuck on his job |
R05 | A smile is a curve that can set many things straight |
R05 | A smile is a window on your face that shows your heart is at home |
R05 | A smile is the language that even a baby understands |
R05 | A smile is the whisper of a laugh |
R05 | A specialist is a doctor with a smaller practice but a bigger home |
R05 | A stitch in time saves embarrassment |
R05 | A successful supervisor knows how to delegate the blame |
R05 | A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one |
R05 | A waiter is someone who believes money grows on trays |
R05 | A woman who tells her weight has nothing to lose |
R05 | Ability is a wonderful thing but its value is greatly enhanced by dependability |
R05 | Ability is nothing without opportunity |
R05 | About the time you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends |
R05 | Absence makes the heart ponder |
R05 | Aerobic reading - move your lips and read out loud |
R05 | After crosses and losses, men grow humbler and wiser |
R05 | Age doesn't matter unless you're cheese |
R05 | Aging autocrat : wrinkled stuffed shirt |
R05 | Alimony - a gambling debt |
R05 | Alimony - bounty after the mutiny |
R05 | Always drive as if your children were in the other car |
R05 | Always forgive your enemies. Seldom does anything annoy them more |
R05 | Always resist a deviled egg |
R05 | Among economists, the real world is often a special case |
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R05 | An egoist is a person who is always me-deep in conversation |
R05 | An egoist, if he had his life to live over, would still fall in love with himself |
R05 | An egomaniac is someone who's hard of listening |
R05 | An electrician is a man who wires homes for money |
R05 | An honest politician is like Earth: flattened at the polls |
R05 | An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest |
R05 | An IOU is a paper wait |
R05 | An ulcer is a pain in the neck that dropped |
R05 | Any shine is better than self-worship |
R05 | Anybody who rests on laurels keeps them in the wrong place |
R05 | Anyone who works for a law firm makes loopholes |
R05 | Apartment hunting - scouring for a pad |
R05 | April the 15th should be called tax-giving day |
R05 | Autumn leaves when winter gives it the cold shoulder |
R05 | Average person: what we all think we're not |
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R05 | Backyard barbecuer : Grill Sergeant |
R05 | Bad actor: deviled ham |
R05 | Bandleader: a man who can face the music |
R05 | Bathers who worship the ocean are surfs of the sea |
R05 | Be careful in stretching the truth, it may snap back |
R05 | Be sure you never pass up a good opportunity to remain quiet |
R05 | Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone |
R05 | Beavers give a dam for ecology |
R05 | Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law |
R05 | Believe in yourself. Someone has to make the first move |
R05 | Beware of Wall Street - it begins in a graveyard and ends in a river |
R05 | Bike riders - cyclemates |
R05 | Bragging the patter of little feats |
R05 | Budget shopping - shelf discipline |
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R05 | Candy kisses are for chocolate lovers |
R05 | Car manual - auto biography |
R05 | Cardio-pulmonary resuscitation - resisting arrest |
R05 | Cat burglar: Purrr snatcher |
R05 | Champion chess players relax by taking the knight off |
R05 | Children are grand but grandchildren are grander |
R05 | Children have more need of models than of critics |
R05 | Children often make parents feel old and grandparents feel young |
R05 | Chinese diet - one chop stick |
R05 | Christmas stockings add a nice kick to the holidays |
R05 | Circus high wire walkers are generally high strung |
R05 | Clothes that make a woman can break a man |
R05 | Coal miners usually get to the bottom of a dirty business |
R05 | Common sense could prevent most divorces & most marriages |
R05 | Computer disease - terminal illness |
R05 | Con man - one whose assets depend on his lie-abilities |
R05 | Construction workers stay riveted to the job |
R05 | Correction does much, but encouragement does more |
R05 | Count Dracula was a vein man |
R05 | Cows and actors both appreciate a warm hand |
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R05 | Daredevil waterskiers always make a big splash |
R05 | Dark clouds are things that pass; the blue heavens abide always |
R05 | Definition of a bachelor - a hunter who never Mrs. |
R05 | Desk - A wastepaper basket with drawers |
R05 | Divorce - a marriage that went from tense to past tense |
R05 | Do not climb up the ladder of success wrong by wrong |
R05 | Do today what you may not get to do tomorrow |
R05 | Dolphins are great swimmers because they pool together |
R05 | Don't sell yourself short if you want your stock to rise |
R05 | Don't solve life's problems with cross words |
R05 | Don't spike your speech with too much wry for a straightlaced audience |
R05 | Drive with care - life has no spare |
R05 | Drugstore cowboys prefer Rodeo Drive |
R05 | If you want a place in the sun, you have to have a few blisters |
R05 | Just because a path is well beaten is no proff it's the right one |
R05 | Old principals never dis, they just lose their faculties |
R05 | Two can live as cheaply as one but not as long |
R05 | Vanity plays dirty tricks with our memory |
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R05 | Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work |
R05 | We are about as happy as we make up our minds to be |
R05 | What a man misses in heaven most is company - Mark Twain |
R05 | What businessmen do at a regatta: have a sails meeting |
R05 | What campers should have besides two sticks to start a fire: a match |
R05 | What you say reveals much . What you don't say reveals much more |
R05 | When all else fails, read the instructions |
R05 | When in doubt, do the friendliest thing |
R05 | When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing |
R05 | Your disposition, not your position, determines happiness |
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Salada Small - R06 - Flat Red
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R06  | A baby Ostrich puts its head in the sandbox |
R06 | A bachelor is a guy with no wife expectancy |
R06 | A circle always makes ends meet |
R06 | A crowd is not company |
R06 | A false friend and a shadow attend only when the sun shines |
R06 | A faux pas gives you an err ache |
R06 | A funny tailor keeps you in stitches |
R06 | A gem is no polished without rubbing, nor man made perfect without trials |
R06 | A good scare is worth more than good advice |
R06 | A good way to save face is to keep the lower half shut |
R06 | A horse is an animal that can take thousands of people for a ride |
R06 | A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile |
R06 | A low-cut dress creates cold shoulders |
R06 | A meeting is an event in which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost |
R06 | A Monk's cowl is not to be milked |
R06 | A penny isn't worth two cents |
R06 | A perfect example of minority rule is a babyu in the house |
R06 | A philantropist is someone who gives away what he should be giving back |
R06 | A pig bought on credit is forever grunting |
R06 | A poet can survive anything but a misprint |
R06 | A prude whispers sweet nothing-doings in your ear |
R06 | A small space constricts the Boa |
R06 | A specialist is a doctor with a smaller practice but a bigger home |
R06 | A stitch in time saves embarrassment |
R06 | A toast-of-the-town needs a lot of bread |
R06 | A tree never hits a car except in self-defense |
R06 | Actor's boat party: all HAMS on deck |
R06 | After crosses and losses, men grow humbler and wiser |
R06 | Always borrow from a pessimist - he never expects to get it back |
R06 | Always forgive your enemies. Seldom does anything annoy them more |
R06 | Among economists, the real world is often a special case |
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R06 | An electrician is a man who wires homes for money |
R06 | An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest |
R06 | An old fashioned laundry is one that still tears buttons off by hand |
R06 | Ancient tigers rattled sabers |
R06 | Any shrine is better than self-worship |
R06 | Anybody who rests on laurels keeps them in the wrong place |
R06 | April the 15th should be called tax-giving day |
R06 | Archaeologists work in the lost and found department |
R06 | Arctic pub: Polar Bar |
R06 | Arguments always occur during pique time |
R06 | Army bands receive marching orders |
R06 | A-students are up to know-good |
R06 | Auto mechanics do exhausting work |
R06 | Average person: What we all think we're not |
R06 | Avid fisherman rush from one ex-stream to another |
R06 | Baby snakes have rattlers |
R06 | Baker's stroll in the park: a cake walk |
R06 | Be careful in stretching the truth, it may snap back! |
R06 | Be sure you never pass up a good opportunity to remain quiet |
R06 | Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone |
R06 | Bell buoys serve ocean travelers |
R06 | Ben Franklin got a big charge from lightning |
R06 | Best job in watch factory : making faces |
R06 | Beware of Wall Street … it begins in a graveyard and ends in a river |
R06 | Blood test: when relatives overstay their visits |
R06 | Blue grass land: foal's paradise |
R06 | Boiling points in people differ in degrees |
R06 | Bragging : letting off esteem |
R06 | Breadwinners shouldn't loaf around |
R06 | Builders nail down the contract first |
R06 | Bulletin board: where soldiers practice |
R06 | Busy bakers make lots of dough |
R06 | Busy nuclear scientists have many ions in the fire |
R06 | Buy!: One word commercial |
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R06 | Cabbages stop growing when they're a head |
R06 | Calculated risk: computer dating |
R06 | Card players spend a good deal of time together |
R06 | Carrying a tune is a heavy load for rock singers |
R06 | Caveat emperor: the top process server |
R06 | Chess playing team: check mates |
R06 | Children are grand but grandchildren are grander |
R06 | Clowning glory; funny hat |
R06 | Comic: THE GRIN REAPER |
R06 | Comics pig-out on canned laughter |
R06 | Common sense could prevent most divorces & most marriages |
R06 | Companies can throw a curve with the bottom line |
R06 | Crash diets always let you down |
R06 | Credit cards are what's responsible for the mourning after |
R06 | Cupcakes are served without handles |
R06 | Dinosaurs petrified people during the stone age |
R06 | Do today what you may not get to do tomorrow |
R06 | Don't strangle a conversation hold it |
R06 | Dracula was in it for the gory |
R06 | Drill instructors play dirty treks on recruits |
R06 | Eiffel created a structure to tower over all others |
R06 | Elephants travel with large trunks |
R06 | Enthusiasm is very good lubrication for the mind |
R06 | Euclid had the right angles on math problems |
R06 | Exercising thrift keeps you fiscally fit |
R06 | Failure follows the man whose wishbone is where his backbone should be |
R06 | False friends give slight-of-handshakes |
R06 | Fancy picnics serve haute dogs |
R06 | Farmers use pitchforks to eat |
R06 | Fast Food; Gobble, gulp, and go |
R06 | Figures can't lie in a bikini |
R06 | Fishermen carp among themselves |
R06 | Flashy bank robbers wear loot suits |
R06 | Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age |
R06 | Frequent dieting: lost & refound |
R06 | Frowns, not smiles cause wrinkles |
R06 | Fun is what they fine you for |
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R06 | Gamblers at a roulette table dine on wish and chips |
R06 | Gardening angels protect the tree nursery |
R06 | Geometry teachers greet their students with the high sine |
R06 | Giraffes dine upstairs in the tree house |
R06 | Good actors use their flare to illuminate lines |
R06 | Good and bad luck are often mistaken for good and bad judgment |
R06 | Good manners are made up of small sacrifices |
R06 | Gossip columnist writes other's wrongs |
R06 | Gossip is something negative that is developed and then enlarged |
R06 | Gossips tell the hole truth |
R06 | Guillotine : cure for stiff necks |
R06 | Hair apparent : toupee |
R06 | Hair dye gets to the root of problems |
R06 | Hold fast to your illusions - they'll keep you young and happy |
R06 | Homs of the dilemma: mental OUCH! |
R06 | Hospitality - making your guest feel at home, when you wish they were |
R06 | Hot cross puns : comics arguing over dinner |
R06 | How did the world go from being flat, to round, to crooked? |
R06 | Humble pie is often served after debates |
R06 | Hungry programmers take big bytes |
R06 | I only have eyes for ewe: male sheep's lament |
R06 | If at first you don't successd you're running about average |
R06 | If everything is coming your way, you're in the worng lane |
R06 | If the shoe fits, it's ugly |
R06 | If you are losing an argument with your spouse, try a kiss |
R06 | If you don't know where you're going, all roads lead there |
R06 | If you want a helping hand, look to the end of your wrist |
R06 | In ancient lands all roads lead to ruins |
R06 | In corporations the biggest guns have never been fired |
R06 | In Switzerland everyone gets their FONDUE |
R06 | In the Stone Age people were petrified |
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R06 | In wisdom is much grief |
R06 | Insurance is what keeps people poor so they can die rich |
R06 | Intuition is a woman's radar |
R06 | It is better to face a danger once than be always in fear |
R06 | It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised |
R06 | It's foolish to work up a head of steam unless you know what's cooking |
R06 | It's scary driving through the petrified forest |
R06 | Kindness is the oil that takes the friction out of life |
R06 | Knight time: middle ages |
R06 | Know-how is especially valuable to someone who doesn't know-who |
R06 | Library: bookworm's restaurant |
R06 | Life is a tragedy for those who feel, a comedy for those who think |
R06 | Life is a winding staircase, best taken one step at a time |
R06 | Like hockey players, bookworms are called for icing |
R06 | Live to do good and you will never tire of your employment |
R06 | Logging can make you stiff as a board |
R06 | Losing quarterbacks are in the throws of depression |
R06 | Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who don't depend on it |
R06 | Malaprop: pun intended |
R06 | Mannequins aren't smart, they're dummies |
R06 | Many a falre-up between man and wife is touched off by an old flame |
R06 | Many spectators were hatless at the derby |
R06 | Marrried Kangaroos live hoppily |
R06 | Meating place: the barbecue |
R06 | Medieval cavalry charge: Fly-by knights |
R06 | Metal of honor: award for Knights |
R06 | Mind, like parachutes, work only when they are open |
R06 | Miracle drugs are great. They keep you alive until you pay the bill |
R06 | Modern sculptures often baffle pigeons |
R06 | Money can be lost in more ways than won |
R06 | Money isn't everything. You get the same results with a checkbook |
R06 | Money lent to a friend may have to be recovered from an enemy |
R06 | Money talks - but just to say good-bye |
R06 | More can be accomplished if it doesn't matter who gets the credit |
R06 | More rabbits than people have made their millions |
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R06 | Most born executives had a parent who started the business |
R06 | Most people change their minds because they can't find one worth keeping |
R06 | Most people don't recognize opportunity because it comes disguised as hard work |
R06 | Most people have minds like concrete: mixed up or permanently set |
R06 | Multiplication tables: seating for mathematicians |
R06 | Muse papers give info on the Arts |
R06 | Nervous tailors live on pins and needles |
R06 | Never tell a bald man a hair-raising story |
R06 | Never write about a wrong |
R06 | Nightmares: horses used for evening rides |
R06 | No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar - Lincoln |
R06 | No man's credit is as good as his money |
R06 | Noel Coward loved Christmas |
R06 | Nosy carpenters are eavesdroppers |
R06 | Not all potters have feats of clay |
R06 | Nutcracker suite: squirrels nest |
R06 | Obstetricians work on labor day |
R06 | Often fame is a matter of dying at the right time |
R06 | Old accountants never die. They just loose their balance |
R06 | Old age is always fifteen years from now |
R06 | Old fools are the biggest fools; they've had more practice |
R06 | Old jokes are usually gone with the whim |
R06 | On the hole, Swiss cheese is very tasty |
R06 | Only the wise can be perpelexed |
R06 | Onomatopoeia: nice sounding off |
R06 | Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment |
R06 | Outdoor bizarre: where weird things are sold |
R06 | Oxymoron: Amicable Divorce |
R06 | Oxymoron: Non-Dairy Creamer |
R06 | Oxymoron: Rap Music |
R06 | Oxymoron: Senate Ethics |
R06 | Parallel bars are on opposite sides of the street |
R06 | Paris lovers want more of the Seine |
R06 | Payments are the only thing certain to last the life of a car |
R06 | Polite masseurs never rub customers the wrong way |
R06 | Politeness is the art of choosing the thoughts you express |
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R06 | Quick wit: fast quip shooter |
R06 | Real intelligence is like a river: the deeper it is, the less noise it makes |
R06 | Rhodes Scholars ride first class |
R06 | Robin Hood's enemies wore Arrow shirts |
R06 | Romances among the wealthy tend to have more in preferred than in common |
R06 | Scrambled eggheads are served on campus |
R06 | Sculptor's favorite food: marble cake |
R06 | Shady deals are made under parasols |
R06 | Shoe tree: shoemaker's dream |
R06 | Sign of spring: Keep off the grass |
R06 | Silkworms are very competitive but they usually wind up in a lie |
R06 | Smokers puff on cigarettes, cigars and steps |
R06 | Some people fall for everything and stand for nothing |
R06 | Surgical masks: worn at doctor's masquerade party |
R06 | Swinging nightclubs offer evening golf |
R06 | Tailors never close shop for alterations |
R06 | Talk in circles and you're sure to become a big wheel |
R06 | Temper tantrum: letting off scream |
R06 | The cost of living is the difference between your net income and your gross habits |
R06 | The crowd pleasers always give a candied opinion |
R06 | The eyes translate body language |
R06 | The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it |
R06 | The rope climber performed with a chord accompaniment |
R06 | The surest way to knock the chip off a fellow's shoulder is to pat him on the back |
R06 | The Wright brothers weren't wrong about flight |
R06 | There's a lot of clowning around the circus |
R06 | There's no gift like the present |
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R06 | Tiny economical restaurant: Five & Dine |
R06 | Tippecanoe and kayak too |
R06 | Toupee: a top secret that tells all |
R06 | Traveling comedy show: Tour de Farce |
R06 | U.S. Mint : where the buck starts |
R06 | Utopians build bridges where rivers don't exist |
R06 | Wall Street has bulls, bears and "chickens" |
R06 | Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work |
R06 | Water bed: where fish sleep |
R06 | Weakdays: after hard nights on the town |
R06 | When in doubt, do the friendliest thing |
R06 | Wind is air in a hurry |
R06 | Worry is interest paid on trouble before it faills due |
R06 | You have to stay awake to make your dreams come true |
R06 | You're only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough |
R06 | Your one syllable words are easier to eat |
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R07 | A bachelor is a guy with no wife expectancy |
R07 | A bachelor's blackbook is full of near Mrs. |
R07 | A broker is a man on the right end of a telephone |
R07 | A censor is someone who puths his "no's" in everybody's business |
R07 | A clean tie will always attract the soup of the day |
R07 | A cow is an animal that owes a lot to udders |
R07 | A crowd is not company |
R07 | A dirty book gathers no dust |
R07 | A friend is one who knows all about you and loves just the same |
R07 | A golf ball is a golf ball no matter how you putt it |
R07 | A good scare is worth more than good advice |
R07 | A good way to save is to keep the lower half shut |
R07 | A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile |
R07 | A pig bought on credit is forever grunting |
R07 | A poet can survive anything but a misprint |
R07 | A prude whispers sweet nothing-doings in your ear |
R07 | A rake in the grass bites when stepped on |
R07 | A rolling scone gathers many hands |
R07 | A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths |
R07 | A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death |
R07 | A smile is a curve that can set many things straight |
R07 | A smile is the language that even a baby understands |
R07 | A synonym is a word you use when you can;t spell the other one |
R07 | A teaching Optometrist sees many pupils |
R07 | A tree never hits a car except in self-defense |
R07 | A vain celebrity gets scorched at the roast |
R07 | A wedding ring is like a tourniquet. It stops your circulation |
R07 | A well cared for cub is a pander bear |
R07 | Accidents happen. That's why there are so many different kinds of salad |
R07 | Active baby: flash in the pram |
R07 | After the music conference minuets were typed |
R07 | All heiresses are beautiful |
R07 | Always borrow from a pessimist - he never expects to get it back |
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R07 | An egomaniac is someone who's hard of listening |
R07 | An old fashioned laundry is one that still tears buttons off by hand |
R07 | An ulcer is a pain in the neck that dropped |
R07 | Ancient hill top castle: ruin with a view |
R07 | Ancient tigers rattled sabers |
R07 | Anyone who works for a law firm makes loopholes |
R07 | Aquaduct: waterwalk for birds |
R07 | Artist that jog usually become great panters |
R07 | Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone |
R07 | Beer in a water bed makes a foam mattress |
R07 | Beginners gardening manual: trowel and error |
R07 | Bell buoys serve ocean travelers |
R07 | Ben Franklin got a big charge from lightning |
R07 | Best job in watch factory - making faces |
R07 | Best sellers have plots of gold |
R07 | Beware if Wall Street : it begins in a graveyard and ends in a river |
R07 | Body language is the universal tongue |
R07 | Boot camp: where shoe salesman train |
R07 | Broadway Marquees: royalty visiting the theater |
R07 | Bulletin board: where soldiers practice |
R07 | BUY!: One word commercial |
R07 | Cache: Place to store cash |
R07 | Carrying a tune is a heavy load for rock singers |
R07 | Checks and Balances: famous juggling act |
R07 | Chew-chew trains have several dining cars |
R07 | Children often make parents feel old and grandparents feel young |
R07 | Child's mud pie in the kitchen: grime and punishment |
R07 | Clothiers give good customers on-the-cuff treatment |
R07 | Clothing store close-out: thread bare |
R07 | Condomaximum: very large Condo |
R07 | Corporate downsizing: title waive |
R07 | Couch potatoes quickly go to pot |
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R07 | Disc jockeys race to the sound of music |
R07 | Editors mince words |
R07 | Eiffel created a structure to tower over all others |
R07 | Farmers are all ears at the corn auction |
R07 | Fishermen carp among tehmselves |
R07 | Fools rush in where fools have been before |
R07 | Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth age of old |
R07 | Frantic people are usually on errants |
R07 | Free thinkers don't charge for advice |
R07 | Frequent meditation gurus on you |
R07 | Fresh fairy tales have a long elf life |
R07 | Friedrich carved his Nietzsche in philosophy |
R07 | Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate |
R07 | Fun is what they fine you for |
R07 | Fun raisers are the life of the party |
R07 | Gerry Mander : an unscrupulous politician |
R07 | Go often to your friend's home, for weeds choke up the unused path |
R07 | Golf course donut shop : hole-in-one |
R07 | Good actors use their flare to illuminate lines |
R07 | Good jokes kept Frankenstein in stitches |
R07 | Gossip - the knife of the party |
R07 | Gossip is what no one claims to like, but everyone enjoys |
R07 | Gourmet's dream: shipwrecked on a desserted island |
R07 | Gourmets first taste the meal with their eyes |
R07 | Guilllotine: cure for stiff necks |
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R07 | Hair apparent: toupee |
R07 | Happy pearl divers go overboard for work |
R07 | He who laughs last - probably didn't get the joke |
R07 | Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party |
R07 | Helping with diapers is a good way to make a little change |
R07 | Hillside restaurant: leaning Tower of Pizza |
R07 | History is often an agreed upon set of fabrications |
R07 | History repeats itself, historians repeat each other |
R07 | Hold fast to your illusions - they'll keep you young and happy |
R07 | Hollywood Drink - marriage on the rocks |
R07 | Home is home, no matter how homely |
R07 | Honest cowboys always steer ya straight |
R07 | Hospitality - making your guest feel at home, when you wish they were |
R07 | Hot cross puns: comics arguing over dinner |
R07 | How did the world go from being flat, to round, to crooked? |
R07 | Humbugs: singing insects |
R07 | Hungry programmers take big bytes |
R07 | I only have eyes for ewe : male sheep's lament |
R07 | If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people? |
R07 | If the world is shrinking, why do postal rates keep rising? |
R07 | If you want to forget all you other troubles, wear tight shoes |
R07 | In America it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save |
R07 | In America we believe in Life, Liberty and the Pursuit |
R07 | In Atlantic City they throw dice after the wedding |
R07 | In Beverly Hills, children ask Santa what he wants |
R07 | In wisdom is much grief |
R07 | Income taks - taxing outgo! |
R07 | Indolent philosopher: Mr. I can't |
R07 | Inflation - whatever goes up will go up some more |
R07 | Isaac Newton wasn't let down by his theory |
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R07 | It's better to have old second hand diamonds, than none at all |
R07 | It's easier to stay out of prison than to get out |
R07 | It's easy for a stingy man to get rich - but what's the use? |
R07 | Journalists who cover wars frequently dodge bulletins |
R07 | Lawyers help build shelters - for taxes |
R07 | Living in a glass house is a real pane |
R07 | Logging can make you stiff as a board |
R07 | Love - An ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses |
R07 | Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea |
R07 | Magician's notebook: spellbinder |
R07 | Malaprop: no pun intended |
R07 | Many tree surgeons work out of branch offices |
R07 | Massuers and bakers knead to work |
R07 | Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than it does to get tires |
R07 | Mistakes - life would be dull without them |
R07 | Modern sculptures often baffle pigeons |
R07 | Money can't buy poverty |
R07 | More rabbits than people have made their millions |
R07 | Most wives lead double lives - their husbands' and their own |
R07 | Music store sign: Back in a minuet |
R07 | Never argue with a fool - people might not know the difference |
R07 | Never take oafs lightly |
R07 | Never tell a bald man a hair-raising story |
R07 | Nightmares: horses used for evening rides |
R07 | No one knows the weighty of another's burden |
R07 | No vacancy: full house in poker |
R07 | Not all potters have feats of clay |
R07 | Nutcracker suite: squirrels nest |
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R07 | Obstetricians work on labor day |
R07 | Ocean hiccups: tidal waves |
R07 | Old jokes are usually gone with the whim |
R07 | On the hole, Swiss cheese is very tasty |
R07 | One dinosaur said to the other "You're cute, but you're all bones" |
R07 | Only the wise can be perplexed |
R07 | Optimists want speed boats, pessimists want life preservers |
R07 | Oxymoron: Good Grief |
R07 | Oxymoron: Senate Ethics |
R07 | Payments are the only thing certain to last the life of a car |
R07 | Reign-deers: royal stags |
R07 | Restaurants are where money grows on trays |
R07 | Rhapsodize: grooving on yackety-yack |
R07 | Sculptors and golfers both chip a lot |
R07 | Serpentine: snake remover |
R07 | Superstitions are little more than myht-beliefs |
R07 | Termites live happily ever rafter |
R07 | The great pastry chef won the Flour-de-lis |
R07 | The great wall of China: also found in Macy's |
R07 | The right angle from which to approach an problem is the try-angle |
R07 | The tooth fairy avoids bridges |
R07 | Thrift is a wonderful virute - especially in an ancestor |
R07 | Travel agent: last resort for vacation hunters |
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R07 | Undertaker : A man who always puts a customer in his place |
R07 | Wealth is a curse: if your neighbors have it |
R07 | You can walk on water : in shallow ponds only |
R07 | Your disposition, not your position, determines happiness |
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R10  | A baby Ostrich puts its head in the sandbox |
R10 | A bore is someone who when asked will tell you how they are |
R10 | A clean tie will always attract the soup of the day |
R10 | A depressed hypochondriac is someone who has no trouble to speak of |
R10 | A friend in need is a friend to feed |
R10 | A good electrician is current with events |
R10 | A good scare is worth more than good advice |
R10 | A horse is an animal that can take thousend of people for a ride |
R10 | A legend is a lie that has attained the dignity of age |
R10 | A man soon learns how little he knows when a child begins to ask questions |
R10 | A man too often shows his worst side to his better half |
R10 | A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost |
R10 | A microwave TV lets you watch an hour show in 6 minutes |
R10 | A monk's cowl is not to be milked |
R10 | A philanthropist is someone who gives away what he should be giving back |
R10 | A picture of a jail should be painted on every safe |
R10 | A poet can survive anything but a misprint |
R10 | A rake in the grass bites when stepped on |
R10 | A specialist is a doctor with a smaller practice but a bigger home |
R10 | A stitch in time saves embarrassment |
R10 | A toast of the town needs a lot of bread |
R10 | Ability is nothing without opportunity |
R10 | Actor's boat party: all HAMS on deck |
R10 | Aerobic reading - move your lips and read out loud |
R10 | Always forgive your enemies. Seldom does anything annoy them more |
R10 | Always remember that you are absolutely uniqeu. Just like everyone else |
R10 | Always second guess a first impulse |
R10 | Among economist, the real world is often a special case |
R10 | An egomaniac is someone who's hard of listening |
R10 | An honest politician is like Earth: flattened at the polls |
R10 | An old fashioned laundry is one that still tears buttons off by hand |
R10 | Anyone who works for a law firm makes loopholes |
R10 | Archaeologists work in the lost and found department |
R10 | Archimedes screwed up the water works |
R10 | Arguments always occur during pique time |
R10 | Army bands receive marching orders |
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R10 | Baby snakes have rattlers |
R10 | Bandleader: A man who can face the music |
R10 | Be sure you never pass up a good opportunity teo remain quiet |
R10 | Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law |
R10 | Beware of Wall Street it begins in a graveyard and ends in a river |
R10 | Bird watchers love fowl weather |
R10 | Boiling points in people differ in degrees |
R10 | Bragging : letting off esteem |
R10 | Breadwinners shouldn't loaf around |
R10 | Builders nail down the contract first |
R10 | Busy bakers make lots of dough |
R10 | Calculated risk: computer dating |
R10 | Card players spend a good deal of time together |
R10 | Carrying a tune is a heavy load for rock singers |
R10 | Columbus had to float a loan for his voyage |
R10 | Comics pig-out on canned laughter |
R10 | Common sense could prevent most divorces & most marriages |
R10 | Crash diets always let you down |
R10 | Crashers at the boat party just barge in |
R10 | Credit cards are what's responsible for the mourning after |
R10 | Dead-beat dancers win dour prizes |
R10 | Dentists tell the hole truth about the fillings |
R10 | Desk - A wastepaper basket with drawers |
R10 | Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it |
R10 | Dinosaurs petrified people during the stone age |
R10 | Disc jockeys race to the sound of music |
R10 | Do today what you may not get to do tomorrow |
R10 | Don't look before you leap; It'll ruin the surprise |
R10 | Don't strangle a conversation, hold it |
R10 | Dressmakers treated customers ruff in the 16th century |
R10 | Drill instructors play dirty treks on recruits |
R10 | Economics teachers go to class on business cycles |
R10 | Edison thought a watt about electricity |
R10 | Editors mince words |
R10 | Engaged rabbits get 24 carrot rings |
R10 | Enthusiasm is very good lubircation for the mind |
R10 | Euclid had the right angles on math problems |
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R10 | Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film |
R10 | Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is lookng |
R10 | Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end |
R10 | Exercising thrift keeps you fiscally fit |
R10 | Expect nothing from someone & they'll always come through |
R10 | False friends give slight-of-handshakes |
R10 | Fancy picnics serve haute dogs |
R10 | Fast Food: Gobble, gulp and go |
R10 | Figures can't lie in a bikini |
R10 | Fishermen carp among themselves |
R10 | Flying saucers are sometimes seen in the kitchen |
R10 | For Sale: Parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain |
R10 | Frequent dieting: lost and refound |
R10 | Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate |
R10 | Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate |
R10 | Frowns, not smiles cause wrinkles |
R10 | How did the world go from being flat to round, to crooked |
R10 | How can cemeteries raise burail costs and blame it on the cost of living? |
R10 | Hospitality-making your guest feel at home, when you wish the were |
R10 | Horns of the dilemma: mental OUCH! |
R10 | Hop, skip, jump: main event at a flea circus |
R10 | Honk if you love peace and quiet |
R10 | Hollywood grave yard: cutting room floor |
R10 | Hold fast to your illusions - they'll keep you young and happy |
R10 | Hexapod: insects that cast spells |
R10 | He who laughs last thinks the slowest |
R10 | He who laughs last - probably didn't get the joke |
R10 | Hair dye gets to the root of problems |
R10 | I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder |
R10 | If you are losing an argument with your spouse, try a kiss |
R10 | In corporations, the biggest guns have never been fired |
R10 | In Switserland everyone get their fondue |
R10 | In wisdom is much grief |
R10 | Insurance is what keeps people poor so they can die rich |
R10 | Intuition is a woman's radar |
R10 | It is better to face a danger once than to always be in fear |
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R10 | Kindness is the oil that takes the friction out of life |
R10 | Latest surveys show 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population |
R10 | Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak |
R10 | Live to do good and you will never tire of your employment |
R10 | Love - an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses |
R10 | Magician's notebook: spellbinder |
R10 | Many tree surgeons work out of branch offices |
R10 | Masseurs and bakers knead to work |
R10 | Mind over matter; if you don't mind, it doesn't matter |
R10 | Money talks .. But just to say good-bye |
R10 | Most people have minds like concrete: mixed up or permanently set |
R10 | Most wives lead double lives - their husbands' and their own |
R10 | Music store sign: Back in a minuet |
R10 | Nervous tailors live on pins and needles |
R10 | Never take oafs lightly |
R10 | Never tell a bald man a hair-raising story |
R10 | Nightmares: horses used for evening rides |
R10 | No one knows the weight of another's burdens |
R10 | Noel Coward loved Christmas |
R10 | Obstetricians work on labour day |
R10 | Often fame is a matter of dying at the right time |
R10 | Old age is always fifteen years from now |
R10 | Old jokes are usually gone with the whim |
R10 | On the hole, Swiss cheese is very tasty |
R10 | Once a bad environment bred bad people. Now it's the other way around |
R10 | One who makes no mistakes never makes anything |
R10 | Optimists want speed boats, pessimists want life preservers |
R10 | Out of the mouths of babes come words we should never have said |
R10 | Oxymoron: Non-Dairy Creamer |
R10 | Oxymoron: Senate Ethics |
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R10 | Parallel bars are on opposite sides of the street |
R10 | Paris lovers want more of the Seine |
R10 | Paris lovers want more of the Seine |
R10 | Parking meters are COINIVEROUS |
R10 | Pawn shops are loan-ly places |
R10 | Payments are the only thing certain to last the life of a car |
R10 | Pearls of wisdom are very rare |
R10 | People living in the tropics are humid beings |
R10 | People who live checkered lives often wind up in striped shirts |
R10 | Perfume is the scepter of attractions at parties |
R10 | Philatelists get stuck paying money for old stamps |
R10 | Pipedreams: chimney cleaners nightmares |
R10 | Poets driving taxis have lively meters |
R10 | Poets keep writing, for better or verse |
R10 | Poise - the art of raising an eyebrow instead of the roof |
R10 | Polite masseurs never rub customer the wrong way |
R10 | Politeness is the art of choosing the thoughts you express |
R10 | Political discussions are held in WHINE shops |
R10 | Prejudice saves time: it enables us to form opinions without facts |
R10 | Racqueteers: tennis court hustlers |
R10 | Raindeers love downpours |
R10 | Real intelligence is like a river; the deeper it is, the less noise it makes |
R10 | Refuge in a financial storm: Tax shelter |
R10 | Regatta: where boat makers hold sales meetings |
R10 | Relaxed mountain climbers are slope pokes |
R10 | Restaurants are where money grows on trays |
R10 | Retirement: antidote for work |
R10 | Rhapsodize: grooving on yackety-yak |
R10 | Rhinoceros: Unicorn designed by committee |
R10 | Rhodes Scholars ride first class |
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R10 | Tall applicants sometimes make the short list |
R10 | The crowd pleasers always give a candied opinion |
R10 | The secret of patience is doing something else in the meantime |
R10 | Things that come to those who wait may be left by those who got there first |
R10 | To refuse praise is to seek praise twice |
R10 | Tourist trap: pot holes |
R10 | Wall street has bulls, bears and 'chickens' |
R10 | Watchmakers enjoy working overtime |
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B02  | A bachelor is a guy with no wife expectancy |
B02 | A bad flu could block Santa's visit |
B02 | A bad mistake becomes a good lesson if you learn from it |
B02 | A bore is someone who when asked, will tell you how they are |
B02 | A censor is someone who puts his "no's" in evcerybodys business |
B02 | A clean tie will always attrsact the soup of the day |
B02 | A congressional ghost writer is a spook in the house |
B02 | A crowd is not company |
B02 | A dirty book gathers no dust |
B02 | A friend is one who knows all abnout you and loves you just the same |
B02 | A golf ball is a golf ball no matter how you putt it |
B02 | A good way to save face is to keep the lower half shut |
B02 | A horse is an animal that can tak thousands of people for a ride |
B02 | A low-cut dress creates cold shoulders |
B02 | A man too often shows his worst side to his better half |
B02 | A man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets she took him |
B02 | A microwave TV lets you watch an our show in 6 minutes |
B02 | A penny isn't worth two cents |
B02 | A picture of a jail should be painted on every safe |
B02 | A pompous boss easily becomes chairman of the bored |
B02 | A prude whispers sweet nothing-doings in your ear |
B02 | A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths |
B02 | A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death |
B02 | A smile is the language that even a baby understands |
B02 | A smile is the whisper of a laugh |
B02 | A tree never hits a car except in self-defense |
B02 | A waiter is someone who believes money grows on trays |
B02 | A wedding ring is like a tourniquet. It stops your circulation |
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B02 | About the time you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends |
B02 | Absence makes the heart pounder |
B02 | Always forgive your enemies Seldom does anything annoy them more |
B02 | An egoist, if he had his life to live over, would still fall in love with himself |
B02 | An egomaniac is someone who's hard of listening |
B02 | An honest politician is like Earth: flattened ot the polls |
B02 | An IOU is a paper wait |
B02 | Backyard barbecuer : Grill Sergeant |
B02 | Bandleader: A man who can face the music |
B02 | Be careful in stretching the truth, it may snap back |
B02 | Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone |
B02 | Beer in a water bed makes a foam mattress |
B02 | Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law |
B02 | Best job in watch factory - making faces |
B02 | Candy kisses are for chocolate lovers |
B02 | Car manual - auto biography |
B02 | Cat burglar: prrr snatcher |
B02 | Champion chess players relax by taking the knight off |
B02 | Children often make parents feel old and grandparents feel young |
B02 | Chinese lip medicine: chop stick |
B02 | Christmas stockings add a nice kick to the holidays |
B02 | Clothes that make a woman can break a man |
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B02 | Dark clouds are things that pass; the blue heavens abide always |
B02 | Debutante - a tomato with plenty of lettuce |
B02 | Definition of a bachelor - a hunter who never "Mrs." |
B02 | Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it |
B02 | Dignity is something that can't be preserved in alcohol |
B02 | Divorce - a marriage that went from tense to past tense |
B02 | Dolphins are great swimmers because they pool together |
B02 | Don't look before you leap. It'll ruin the surprise |
B02 | Enthusiasm is very good lubrication for the mind |
B02 | Eskimos are friendly. They never give you the cold shoulder |
B02 | Experience is a hard teacher. She test first, and teaches afterward |
B02 | Fast Food: Gobble, gulp and go |
B02 | Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth ofg old age |
B02 | Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate |
B02 | Gamblers at a roulette table dine on wish and chips |
B02 | He who laughs last - probably didn't get the joke |
B02 | He who lives life in the fast lane getsw to the toll booth quicker |
B02 | Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil. And you'll never be invited to a party |
B02 | Helping with diapers is a good way to make a little change |
B02 | Hold fast to you illusions - they'll keep you young and happy |
B02 | Hollywood Drink - Marriage on the rocks |
B02 | Home is home, no matter how homely |
B02 | Hospitality - making your guest feel at home, when you wish they were |
B02 | How to enjoy a good classic life : tea and symphony |
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B02 | If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane |
B02 | If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people? |
B02 | If the shoe fits, it's ugly |
B02 | If you don't know where you're going, all roads lead there |
B02 | If you want a helping hand, look at the end of your wrist |
B02 | In America we believe in Life, Liberty and the pursuit |
B02 | In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save |
B02 | In Atlantic City they throw dice after the wedding |
B02 | In Beverly Hills children ask Santa what he wants |
B02 | In the middle ages there were no knight baseball games |
B02 | Income taks - to have and have not |
B02 | Inflation - whatever goes up will go up some more |
B02 | Intuition is a woman's radar |
B02 | Ireland is the richest country in the world because its capital is always Dublin |
B02 | It is better to face a danger once than be afraid in fear |
B02 | It's easy for a stingy man to get richt what's the use? |
B02 | Lady Godiva has a skeleton in her clothes closet |
B02 | Librarians throw the book at over dues |
B02 | Life is a journey not a destination |
B02 | Life is a winding staircase, best taken one step at a time |
B02 | Life seldom separates the men from the toys |
B02 | Many a flare-up between man and wife is touched off by and old flame |
B02 | Marital harmony - two in a chord |
B02 | Marriage broker: dear hunter |
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B02 | Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than it does to get tired |
B02 | Mind over matter: If you don't mind, it don't matter |
B02 | Minds are like parachutes: they only funtion when open |
B02 | Miracle drugs are great. They keep you alive until you pay the bill |
B02 | Mistakes - life would be dull without them |
B02 | Money can be lost in more ways than won |
B02 | Money isn't everything. You get the same results with a checkbook |
B02 | Money lent to a friend may have to be recoverd from an enemy |
B02 | Money talks - but just to say good-bye |
B02 | Most born executives had a parent who started in the business |
B02 | Most people don't recognize oppotunity because it comes dishuised as hard work |
B02 | Most people have minds like concrete: mixed up or permanently set |
B02 | Never argue with a fool - people might not know the difference |
B02 | Never tell a bald man a hair-raising story |
B02 | No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar |
B02 | No one is a failure who is enjoying life |
B02 | Often it takes as much courage to resist as it does to go ahead |
B02 | Once a bad environment bred bad people. Now it's the other way around |
B02 | Optimist - man who marries his secretary and thinks he can keep on dictating |
B02 | Overeaters frequently waist their food |
B02 | Payments are the only thing certain to last the life of a car |
B02 | People who complain about the food and service are whining 'n dining |
B02 | People who drink nothing but Salada: Teatotalers |
B02 | People who sleep in hammocks never get up on the wrong side of the bed |
B02 | People with babies can't sleep like one |
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B02 | Pier pressure: when one town builds a marina like the next town |
B02 | Polo is golf with fertilizer |
B02 | Probably the best remedy for anger is delay |
B02 | Race track: A place where windows clean people |
B02 | Salesmanship starts when the customer says no |
B02 | Shepherds never have the wool pulled over their eyes |
B02 | Sign of spring: Keep off the grass |
B02 | Smokers puff on cigarettes, cigars and steps |
B02 | Some people fall for everything and stand for nothing |
B02 | Squirrel's nest - nutcracker suite |
B02 | Stealing a kiss may be petty larceny but sometimes it's also grand |
B02 | Sustaining program: Alimony |
B02 | Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy |
B02 | The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it |
B02 | The human spirit is stronger than anything that can happen to it |
B02 | The IRS makes a Federal case of everything |
B02 | The price is what you pay, the value is what you receive |
B02 | The young know all, the middle-aged mistrust all, the old believe all |
B02 | There is no deadline on achievement, but it pays to start young |
B02 | There's no gift like the present |
B02 | Time heals all wounds and wounds all heels |
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B02 | To cash in on life, you must make a deposit |
B02 | To err is human - to blame it on someone else is even more human |
B02 | To refuse praise is to seek praise twice |
B02 | Too many of us conduct our lives on the cafetaria plan, self service only |
B02 | Top secret - A toupee |
B02 | Undertaker - A man who always puts a customer in his place |
B02 | Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work |
B02 | We are about as happy as we make up our minds to be |
B02 | We have the highest standard of living in the world, too bad we can't afford it |
B02 | Wealth is a curse - if your neighbors have it |
B02 | We'd still be in Paradise if Eve tempted Adam with a brussel sprout |
B02 | When all else fails, read the instructions |
B02 | When pleasure interferes with business, give up business |
B02 | When teenagers wnat to drive, don't stand in their way |
B02 | When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal |
B02 | Wise men learn more from fools than fools from wise men |
B02 | Witches often fly off the handle |
B02 | You can easily distinguish between asthma and passion : Asthma lasts |
B02 | Your disposition, not your position determines happiness |
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B03  | A baby ostrich puts its head in the sandbox |
B03 | A bachelor is a guy with no wife expectancy |
B03 | A bachelor's blackbook is full of near Mrs. |
B03 | A bore is someone, who wehn asked, will tell you how they are |
B03 | A bore uses a lot of "I "s |
B03 | A broker is a man on the right end of a telephone |
B03 | A censor is someone who puts his "no;s"in everybodys business |
B03 | A circle always makes ends meet |
B03 | A clean tie always attract the soup of the day |
B03 | A comic's house fence is made of barb-wire |
B03 | A cow is an animal that owes a lot to udders |
B03 | A crowd is not company |
B03 | A depressed hypochondriac is someone who has no trouble to speak of |
B03 | A dirty book gathers no dust |
B03 | A false friend and a shadow attend only when the sun shines |
B03 | A faux pas gives you an err ache |
B03 | A friend in need is a friend to feed |
B03 | A friend is one who knows all about you and loves you just the same |
B03 | A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor man made perfect without trials |
B03 | A golf ball if a golf ball, no matter how you putt it |
B03 | A good electrician is current with events |
B03 | A good scare is worth more than good advice |
B03 | A good way to save face is to keep the lower half shut |
B03 | A horse is an animal that can take thousands of people for a ride |
B03 | A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile |
B03 | A legend is a lie that has attained the dignity of age |
B03 | A low-cut dress creates cold shoulders |
B03 | A man soon learns how little he knows when a child begins to ask questions |
B03 | A man too often shows his worst side to his better half |
B03 | A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost |
B03 | A microwave TV lets you watch an hour show in 6 minutes |
B03 | A monk's cowl is not to be milked |
B03 | A penny isnt worth two cents |
B03 | A penny isnt worth two cents |
B03 | A philantropist is someone who gives away what he should be giving back |
B03 | A picture of a jail should be painted on every safe |
B03 | A picture of a jail should be painted on every safe |
B03 | A pig bought on credit is forever grunting |
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B03 | A poet can survive anything but a misprint |
B03 | A poet can survive anything but a misprint |
B03 | A prude whispers sweet nothing-doings in your ear |
B03 | A rake in the grass bites when stepped on |
B03 | A rich man is either a scoundrel or heir to a scoundrel |
B03 | A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths |
B03 | A small space constricts the Boa |
B03 | A smile is a curve that can set manu things straight |
B03 | A specialist is a doctor with a smaller practice but a bigger home |
B03 | A stitch in time saves embarrassment |
B03 | A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one |
B03 | A teaching Optometrist sees many pupils |
B03 | A toast-of-the-town needs a lot of bread |
B03 | A tree never hits a car except in self-defense |
B03 | A vain celebrity gets scorched at the roast |
B03 | A wedding ring is like a tourniquet. It stops your circulation |
B03 | A well cared for cub is a pander bear |
B03 | Ability is nothing without opportunity |
B03 | About the time you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends |
B03 | Actor's boat party: all HAMS on deck |
B03 | Aerobic reading - move your lips and read out loud |
B03 | After crosses and losses, men grow humbler and wiser |
B03 | Alimony - bounty after mutiny |
B03 | All heiresses are beautiful |
B03 | Alligators shed crocodile tears for swimmers |
B03 | Always borrow from a pessimist - he never expects to get it back |
B03 | Always forgive you enemies. Seldom does anything annoy them more |
B03 | Always second guess a first impulse |
B03 | Among economists, the real world is often a special case |
B03 | An egomaniac is someone who's hard of listening |
B03 | An electrician is a man who wires homes for money |
B03 | An honest politician is like Earth; flattened at the polls |
B03 | An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest |
B03 | An old fashioned laundry is one that still tears buttons off by hand |
B03 | An ulcer is a pain in the neck that dropped |
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B03 | Ancient hill top castle: ruin with view |
B03 | Ancient tigers rattled sabers |
B03 | Angry memos are grief resumes |
B03 | Anyone who works for a law firm makes loopholes |
B03 | Anyone who works for a law firm makes loopholes |
B03 | April the 15th should be called taks-giving day |
B03 | Archaeologists work in the lost and found department |
B03 | Archimedes screwed up the water works |
B03 | Arctic explorers have good ice sight |
B03 | Arctic pub: polar bar |
B03 | Arguments always occur during pique time |
B03 | Army bands receive marching orders |
B03 | Army dentists like to drill teeth |
B03 | Artists that jog usually become great panters |
B03 | A-students are up to know-good |
B03 | Auto mechanics do exhausting work |
B03 | Average person: what we all think we're not |
B03 | Avid fishermen rush from one ex-stream to another |
B03 | Avid golfers have that fairway look in their eyes |
B03 | Baby snakes have rattlers |
B03 | Bandleader: A man who can stand the music |
B03 | Be careful in stretching the truth, it may snap back |
B03 | Be sure you never pass up a good opportunity to remain quiet |
B03 | Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone |
B03 | Beer in a water bed makes a foam mattress |
B03 | Before a man can find himself famous, he has to find himself |
B03 | Beginners gardening manual: trowel and error |
B03 | Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law |
B03 | Bell buoys serve ocean travelers |
B03 | Ben Franklin got a big charge from lightning |
B03 | Best job in watch factory - making faces |
B03 | Best sellers have plots of gold |
B03 | Beware of Wall Street - it begins in a graveyard and ends in a river |
B03 | Bird watchers love fowl weather |
B03 | Blood test: when relatives overstay their visits |
B03 | Blue grass land : foal's paradise |
B03 | Body language is the universal tongue |
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B03 | Boiling points in people differ in degrees |
B03 | Boot camp: where shoe salesman train |
B03 | Bragging: letting off esteem |
B03 | Broadway Marquees: royalty visiting the theater |
B03 | Builders nail down the contract first |
B03 | Bulletin Board: where soldiers pratice |
B03 | Busy bakers make lots of dough |
B03 | Busy nuclear scientists have many ions in the fire |
B03 | Buy! One word commercial |
B03 | Cabbages stop growing when they're a head |
B03 | Cache: place to store cash |
B03 | Caesar was in bad forum March 15th |
B03 | Calculated risk: computer dating |
B03 | Candy kisses are for chocolate lovers |
B03 | Card players spend a good deal of time together |
B03 | Card players spend a good deal of time together |
B03 | Carrying a tune is a heavy load for rock singers |
B03 | Carrying a tune is a heavy load for rock singers |
B03 | Caveat emperor: the top process server |
B03 | Checks and Balances: famous juggling act |
B03 | Chess playing team: check mates |
B03 | Chew-chew trains have several dining cars |
B03 | Children are grand but grandchildren are grander |
B03 | Child's mud piie in the kitchen: grime and punishment |
B03 | Clothiers give good customers on-the-cuff treatment |
B03 | Clothing store close-out: thread bare |
B03 | Clowning glory: funny hat |
B03 | Columbus had to float a loan for his voyage |
B03 | Comic: The Grin Reaper |
B03 | Comics pig-out on canned laughter |
B03 | Common sense could prevent most divorces & most marriages |
B03 | Companies can throw a curve with the bottom line |
B03 | Condomaximum: very large condo |
B03 | Corporate downsizing: title waive |
B03 | Count Dracula's problem: vein-ity |
B03 | Cows and actors both appreciate a warm hand |
B03 | Crashers at the boat party just barge in |
B03 | Credit cards are what's responsible for the mourning after |
B03 | Cupcakes are served without handles |
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B03 | Dark clouds are things that pass; the blue heavens abide always |
B03 | Debaters throw harangue pies at each other |
B03 | Dentists tell the hole truth about the fillings |
B03 | Dentists tell the hole truth about the fillings |
B03 | Desk - A wastepaper basket with drawers |
B03 | Detroit yields a bumper crop of autos |
B03 | Diets are for people whoe are thick and tired of it |
B03 | Dignity is something that can't be preserved in alcohol |
B03 | Dinosaurs petrified people during the stone age |
B03 | Dirty rock star: 4x4 pickup truck |
B03 | Disc jockeys race to the sound of music |
B03 | Do today what you may not get to do tomorrow |
B03 | Don't look before you leap. It'll ruin the surprise |
B03 | Don't strangle a conversation, hold it |
B03 | Don't view life through woe colored glasses |
B03 | Dracula was in it for the gory |
B03 | Dressmakers treated customers ruff in the 16th century |
B03 | Economics teachers go to class on business cycles |
B03 | Edison thought a watt about electricity |
B03 | Editors mince words |
B03 | Editors mince words |
B03 | Eiffel created a structure to tower over all others |
B03 | Elephants travel with large trunks |
B03 | Engaged rabbits get 24 carrot rings |
B03 | Enthusiasm is very good lubrication for the mind |
B03 | Exercising thrift keeps you fiscally fit |
B03 | Failure follows the man whose wishbone is where his backbone should be |
B03 | False friends give slight-of-handshakes |
B03 | Fancy picnics serve haute dogs |
B03 | Fast Food: Gobble, gulp and go |
B03 | Figures can't lie in a bikini |
B03 | Fisherman carp among themselves |
B03 | Fisherman carp among themselves |
B03 | Flashy bank robbers wear loot suits |
B03 | Flying saucers are sometimes seen in the kitchen |
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B03 | Fools rush in where fools have been before |
B03 | Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age |
B03 | Frequent dieting: lost & refound |
B03 | Frequent meditation gurus on you |
B03 | Friedrich carved his Nietzsche in philosophy |
B03 | Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate |
B03 | Frowns, not smiles, cause wrinkles |
B03 | Fun is what they fine you for |
B03 | Fun raisers are the life of the party |
B03 | Gamblers at a roulette table dine on wish and chips |
B03 | Gardening angels protect the tree nursery |
B03 | Geometry teachers greet their students with the high sine! |
B03 | Gerry Mander: an unscrupulous politician |
B03 | Giraffes dine upstairs in the tree house |
B03 | Go often to your friends home for weeds choke up the unused path |
B03 | Go-getters work their fingers to the bonus |
B03 | Good actors use their flare to illuminate lines |
B03 | Good and bad luck are often mistaken for good and bad judgment |
B03 | Good manners are made up of small sacrifices |
B03 | Gossip - the knife of the party. |
B03 | Gossip is something negative that is developed and then enlarged |
B03 | Gossip is what no one claims to like, but everyone enjoys |
B03 | Gourmet's dream: shipwrecked on a desserted island |
B03 | Gourmets first taste the meal with their eyes |
B03 | Guillotine: cure for stiff necks |
B03 | Hair apparent: toupee |
B03 | Hair dye gets to the root of problems |
B03 | Hair dye gets to the root of problems |
B03 | Hair dye gets to the root of problems |
B03 | Happy pearl divers go overboard for work |
B03 | He who laughs last - probably didn't get the joke |
B03 | Hear no evil, speak no evil - see no evil and you'll never be invited to a party |
B03 | Helping with diapers is a good way to make a little change |
B03 | Hexapod: insects that cast spells |
B03 | Hillside restaurant: leaning Tower of Pizza |
B03 | Hillside restaurant: leaning Tower of Pizza |
B03 | History is often an agreed upon set of fabrications |
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B03 | History repeats itself, historians repeat each other |
B03 | Hollywood Drink - marriage on the rocks |
B03 | Hollywood Drink - marriage on the rocks |
B03 | Hollywood grave yard: cutting room floor |
B03 | Home is home, no mater how homely |
B03 | Honest cowboys always steer ya straight |
B03 | Honest cowboys always steer ya straight |
B03 | Hop, skip, jump: main event at a flea circus |
B03 | Horns ot the dilemma: mental OUCH |
B03 | Hospitality - making your guest feel at home, when you wish they were |
B03 | Hospitality - making your guest feel at home, when you wish they were |
B03 | Hot cross puns: comics arguing over dinner |
B03 | How did the world go from being flat to round, to crooked |
B03 | Humble pie is often served after debates |
B03 | Humbugss: singing insects |
B03 | Hungry programmers take big bytes |
B03 | I only have eyes for ewe: male sheeps lament |
B03 | If at first you don;t succeed, you're running about average |
B03 | If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane |
B03 | If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people |
B03 | If the shoe fits, it's ugly |
B03 | If the world is shrinking, why do postal rates keep rising? |
B03 | If you can't make light of your troubles, keep them in the dark |
B03 | If you don't know where you're going, all roads lead there |
B03 | If you want a helping hand, look at the end of your wrist |
B03 | If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear tight shoes |
B03 | In 1998, the well dressed man will wear what he wore in 1982 |
B03 | In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save |
B03 | In ancient lands all roads lead to ruins |
B03 | In Atlantic City they throw dice after the wedding |
B03 | In Beverly Hills, children ask Santa what he wants |
B03 | In Switzerland everyone gets their Fondue |
B03 | In the Stone Age people were petrified |
B03 | In wisdom is much grief |
B03 | Income taks: taxing outgo |
B03 | Indolent philosopher: Mr. I can't |
B03 | Insurance is what keeps people poor so they can die rich |
B03 | Insurance is what keeps people poor so they can die rich |
B03 | Intuition is a woman's radar |
B03 | Isaac Newton wasn't let down by his theory |
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B03 | It is better to face danger once than be always in fear |
B03 | It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised |
B03 | It takes a lof ot bread to toast the town |
B03 | It's better to have old second had diamonds than none at all |
B03 | It's foolish to work up a head of steam unless you know what's cooking |
B03 | It's scary driving throuigh the petrified forest |
B03 | Journalists who cover wars frequently dodge bulletins |
B03 | Kleptomaniacs help themselves because they can't help themselves |
B03 | Knight time: middle ages |
B03 | Know-how mis especially valuable to someone who doesn't know who |
B03 | Landscapers leaf through gardening books |
B03 | Life is a tragedy for those who feel, a comedy for those who think |
B03 | Life is a winding staircase, best taken one step at a time |
B03 | Live to do good and you will never tire of your employement |
B03 | Living in a glass house is a real pane |
B03 | Logging can make you stiff as a board |
B03 | Losing quarterbacks are in the throws of depression |
B03 | Love - an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses |
B03 | Love and scnadal are the best sweeteners of tea |
B03 | Love is a child's kiss |
B03 | Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who don't depend on it |
B03 | Malaprop: no pun intended |
B03 | Mannequins aren't smart, they're dummies |
B03 | Many a flare-up between man and wife is touched off by an old flame |
B03 | Many spectators were hatless at the derby |
B03 | Married Kangaroos live hoppily |
B03 | Masseurs and bakers knead to work |
B03 | Meating place: the barbecue |
B03 | Medieval cavalry charge: Fly-by knights |
B03 | Metal of honor: award for knights |
B03 | Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than it does to get tired |
B03 | Mind over matter: if you don't mind, it don't matter |
B03 | Minds, like parachutes, work only when they are open |
B03 | Miracle drugs are great. They keep you alive until you pay the bill |
B03 | Mistakes - life would be dull without them |
B03 | Modern sculptures often baffle pigeons |
B03 | Money can be lost in more ways than won |
B03 | Money can't buy poverty |
B03 | Money isn't everything. You get the same results with a checkbook |
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B03 | Money lent to a friend may have to be recovered from an enemy |
B03 | Money talks _ but just to say good-bye |
B03 | More can be accomplished if it doesn't matter who gets the credit |
B03 | More rabbits than people have made their millions |
B03 | Most born executives had a parent who started the business |
B03 | Most people change their minds because they can't find one worth keeping |
B03 | Most people change their minds because they can't find one worth keeping |
B03 | Most people don't recognize opportunity because it comes disguised as hard work |
B03 | Most people don't recognize opportunity because it comes disguised as hard work |
B03 | Most people have minds like concrete: mixed up or permanently set |
B03 | Most people have minds like concrete: mixed up or permanently set |
B03 | Multiplication tables: seating for mathematicians |
B03 | Muse papers give info on the Arts |
B03 | Music store sign: Back in a minuet |
B03 | Music store sign: Back in a minuet |
B03 | Nervous tailors live on pins and needles |
B03 | Never argue with a fool - people might not know the difference |
B03 | Never take oafs llightly |
B03 | Never tell a bald man a hair-raising story |
B03 | Never tell a bald man a hair-raising story |
B03 | Never write about wrong |
B03 | Nightmares: horses used for evening rides |
B03 | No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar |
B03 | No man's credit is as good as his money |
B03 | No one knows the weight of another's burdens |
B03 | No vacancy: full house in poker |
B03 | Noel Coward loved Christmas |
B03 | Nosy carpenters are eavesdroppers |
B03 | Not all potters have feats of clay |
B03 | Nothing is ever lost by courtesy |
B03 | Nutcracker suite: squirrels nest |
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B03 | Obsteticians work on labor day |
B03 | Ocean hiccups: tidal waves |
B03 | Often fame is a matter of dying at the right time |
B03 | Old accountants never die. They just loose their balance |
B03 | Old age is always fifteen years from now |
B03 | Old fools are the biggest fools; they've had more practice |
B03 | Old jokes are usually gone with the whim |
B03 | On the hole, Swiss cheese is very tasty |
B03 | Onca a bad environment bred bad people. Now it's the other way around |
B03 | One dinosaur said to the other: You're cute but you're all bones |
B03 | Only the wise can be perplexed |
B03 | Onomatopoeia: nice sounding off |
B03 | Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment |
B03 | Optimists want speed boats, pessimists want life preservers |
B03 | Out of the mouths of babes come words we should never have said |
B03 | Oxymoron: Amicable Divorce |
B03 | Oxymoron: Good Grief |
B03 | Oxymoron: Non-diary Creamer |
B03 | Oxymoron: Rap Music |
B03 | Oxymoron: Senate Ethics |
B03 | Parallel bars are on opposite sides of the street |
B03 | Paris lovers want more of the Seine |
B03 | Parking meters are coiniverous |
B03 | Pawn shops are loan-ly places |
B03 | Payments are the only thing certain to last the life of a car |
B03 | Payments are the only thing certain to last the life of a car |
B03 | Pearls of wisdom are very rare |
B03 | People living in the tropics are humid beings |
B03 | People who live checkered lives often wind up in striped suits |
B03 | People with babies can't sleep like one |
B03 | Perfume is the scepter of attractions at parties |
B03 | Personality opens many doors, but character must keep them open |
B03 | Personality opens many doors, but character must keep them open |
B03 | Pet alligators become lounge lizards |
B03 | Philatelists get stuck paying new money for old stamps |
B03 | Pigs are bathed with hogwash |
B03 | Pin money: acupuncture fee |
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B03 | Pipedreams: chimney cleaners nightmares |
B03 | Poets driving taxis have lively meters |
B03 | Poets keep writing, for better of verse |
B03 | Poise - the art of raising an eyebrow instead of the roof |
B03 | Poise is the act of raising the eyebrows rather than the roof |
B03 | Polite masseurs never rub customers the wrong way |
B03 | Politeness is the art of choosing the thoughts you express |
B03 | Political discussions are held in whine shops |
B03 | Polo is golf with fertilizer |
B03 | Prejudice saves time: it enables us to form opinions without facts |
B03 | Probably the best remedy for anger is delay |
B03 | Quick wit: fast quip shooter |
B03 | Race track: A place where windows clean people |
B03 | Racqueteers: tennis court hustlers |
B03 | Ragtime band: hobo quartet |
B03 | Raindeers love downpours |
B03 | Regatta: where boat makers hold sales meetings |
B03 | Regatta: where boat makers hold sales meetings |
B03 | Reign-deers: royal stags |
B03 | Relaxed mountain climbers are slope pokes |
B03 | Resist the pleasure of criticism |
B03 | Restaurants are where money grows on trays |
B03 | Retirement: Antidote for work |
B03 | Revolutions make the king a nervous Rex |
B03 | Rhapsodize: grooving on yackety-yak |
B03 | Rhinoceros: Unicorn designed by committee |
B03 | Rhinoceros: Unicorn designed by committee |
B03 | Rhodes Scholars ride first class |
B03 | Robin Hood's enemies wore arrow shirts |
B03 | Romances among the wealthy tend to have more in preferred than in common |
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B03 | Sailors on the Flying Dutchman : skeleton crew |
B03 | Saps: found in a lot of family trees |
B03 | Scary movies are produced in Holleyweird |
B03 | Science experiment: Magic for young minds |
B03 | Scrambled eggheads are served on campus |
B03 | Script writers in California live in Sitcom Valley |
B03 | Sculptors and golfers both chip a lot |
B03 | Sculptors favorite food: marble cake |
B03 | Sea horses are great mudders |
B03 | Second childhood: when old goats act like kids |
B03 | Self praise; solo performance usually out of tune |
B03 | Serpentine: snake remover |
B03 | Shady deals are made under parasols |
B03 | Shear magic: Coiffeur art |
B03 | Shoe tree: shoemaker's dream |
B03 | Sick professor : ill literate |
B03 | Sign of spring: Keep off the grass |
B03 | Sign of spring: Keep off the grass |
B03 | Sign outside the animal hospital: No barking |
B03 | Silence is golden to a Mime |
B03 | Silkworms are very competitive but they usually wind up in a tie |
B03 | Sky's the limit: airplane poker |
B03 | Smokers puff on cigarettes, cigars and steps |
B03 | Some football players are clip-tomaniacs |
B03 | Some mechanics worship idles |
B03 | Some motorists love the patter of tiny Fiats |
B03 | Some music is better than it sounds |
B03 | Some people fall for everything and atand for nothing |
B03 | Specialty seafood store: Prawn Shop |
B03 | Spendthrifts get a big charge out of using credit cards |
B03 | Squirrel's nest: nutcracker suite |
B03 | Standup comics don't talk their jobs lying down |
B03 | Stationery stores assign clerks a fixed location |
B03 | Stealing a kiss may be petty larceny, but sometimes it's also grand |
B03 | Success is when your name is in everything but the phone book |
B03 | Summer picnic: eat wave |
B03 | Superstitions are little more than myth-beliefs |
B03 | Surgical masks : worn at doctor's masquerade party |
B03 | Surtax: levy on Knights |
B03 | Swinging nightclubs offer evening golf |
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B03 | Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy |
B03 | Tailors never close shop for alterations |
B03 | Talk in circles and you're sure to become a big wheel |
B03 | Talk is cheap except in courtrooms |
B03 | Talkative tailors yarn on till the end of whine |
B03 | Talk's cheap - if lawyers don't do the talking |
B03 | Tall applicants sometimes make the short list |
B03 | Tall tales : Giant's folklore |
B03 | Taps dance: lively militray march |
B03 | Tears: Water power |
B03 | Temper tantrum: letting off scream |
B03 | Tempo tantrums are thrown in recital halls |
B03 | Terachers often talk in other peoples'sleep |
B03 | Termites live happily ever rafter |
B03 | The Arctic is the land of frozen assets |
B03 | The best eraser in the world is a good night's sleep |
B03 | The cost of living is the difference between your net income and your gross habits |
B03 | The crowd pleasers always give a candied opinion |
B03 | The crowd pleasers always give a candied opinion |
B03 | The debate turned into a tirade show |
B03 | The desert can be a fuel's paradise |
B03 | The eyes translate body language |
B03 | The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it |
B03 | The good thing about being bald is it's neat |
B03 | The good thing about flab is you don't have to exercise to keep it on |
B03 | The goose was the life of the pate |
B03 | The grass on the other side looks greener from a distance |
B03 | The great pastry chef owon the flour-de-lis |
B03 | The great wall of Chine: also found in Macy's |
B03 | The IRS makes a Federal case of everything |
B03 | The love of evil is the root of money |
B03 | The man who invented velvet made a nice pile |
B03 | The noblest revenge is forgiveness |
B03 | The price is what you pay, the value is what you receive |
B03 | The public will forgive everything but genius - Oscar Wilde |
B03 | The rope climber performed with a chord accompaniment |
B03 | The secret of patience is doing something else in the meantime |
B03 | The skin you love to touch is often a pigskin wallet |
B03 | The surest way to knock the chip off a fellow's shoulder is to pat him on the back |
B03 | The vice of a bad poet: verse |
B03 | The Wright brothers weren't wrong about flight |
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B03 | The young know all, the middle-age mistrust all, and the old believe all |
B03 | The young know all, the middle-age mistrust all, and the old believe all |
B03 | There are a lot of Czech's at Prague's chess tournament |
B03 | There are a lot of Czech's at Prague's chess tournament |
B03 | There's a lot of horsing around the racetrack |
B03 | There's no gift like the present |
B03 | There's not a fly in Hollywood that can pass a screen test |
B03 | Thinking : speech in disguise |
B03 | Time : a gift that is neither borrowed nor returned |
B03 | Time spent in getting even would be better spent in getting ahead |
B03 | Time wounds all heels |
B03 | Titles: hereditary diseases |
B03 | To err is human - to blame it on someone else is even more human |
B03 | To err is human - to blame it on someone else is even more human |
B03 | To make a sponge cake, borrow the butter, borrow the eggs, borrow the .. |
B03 | To question opinions is wise; to quarrel with facts is foolish |
B03 | To refuse praise is to seek praise twice |
B03 | Too many of us conduct our lives on the cafetaria plan, self service only |
B03 | Too many of us keep looking forward to the good old days |
B03 | Top Secret - A toupee |
B03 | Toupee: a top secret that tells all |
B03 | Tourist trap: pot holes |
B03 | Tourist trap: pot holes |
B03 | Trained chimps are handy with a monkey wrench |
B03 | Travel agent: last resort for vacation hunters |
B03 | Traveling comedy show: Tour de Farce |
B03 | T-shirt makers logo: your right to bare arms |
B03 | Tuning fork: utensil used at musical banquets |
B03 | Tutankhamen : a riches to rags story |
B03 | Two can live as cheaply as one but not as long |
B03 | Tyrannosaurus hex: magical dinosaur |
B03 | UN: Site for sore allies |
B03 | Undertaker: A man who alwyas puts a customer in his place |
B03 | Unstable countries have Beaucoups d'etat |
B03 | Upscale criminals wear handcuff links |
B03 | Upscale criminals wear handcuff links |
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B03 | US Mint : where the buck starts |
B03 | Utopians build bridges where rivers don't exist |
B03 | Violinists are high strung during performances |
B03 | Wall street has bulls, bears and chickens |
B03 | Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work |
B03 | Watchmakers enjoy working overtime |
B03 | Water bed: where fish sleep |
B03 | We have the highest standard of living in the world, too bad we can't afford it |
B03 | weakdays: after hard nights on the town |
B03 | Wealth is a curse - if your neighbors have it |
B03 | We'd still be in Paradise if Eve tempted Adam with a brussel sprout |
B03 | What a man misses in heaven most is company - Mark Twain |
B03 | What you don't owe won't hurt you |
B03 | When all else fails, read the instructions |
B03 | When bird watchers bump heads: owl! |
B03 | When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing |
B03 | When pleasure interferes with business, give up business |
B03 | When something goes in one ear and out the other, it leaves a vacuum |
B03 | When teenagers want to drive, don't stand in their way |
B03 | When two egoists meet it is a case of an "i" fior an "I" |
B03 | When you are wrong, change.When you are right, try to be easy to live with |
B03 | When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal |
B03 | When you ship comes in, friends rush dockside |
B03 | When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt |
B03 | Where there's a will there's a delay |
B03 | Wind is air in a hurry |
B03 | Wind is air in a hurry |
B03 | Wise men learn more from fools that fools from wise men |
B03 | Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due |
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B03 | You can walk on water - in shallow ponds only |
B03 | You don't know what you can't do till you try |
B03 | You have to reed notes to play the oboe |
B03 | You have to stay awake to make your dreams come true |
B03 | You'll meet many good huise at masquerades |
B03 | Your disposition, not your position, determines happiness |
B03 | You're only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough |
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