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Salada White - Tagline
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| A bachelor is a man who can be miss-led only so far |
| A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is fine for doing well |
| A good husband is one who feels in his pockets whenever passing a mail box |
| A good idea that is shared with others will live forever |
| A gossip is one who keeps a swivel tongue in her head |
| A man can injure his own pride by tripping over his own bluff |
| A man cannot hold another person down without stoopnig himself |
| A man is young only as long as he looks |
| A misplaced " I" can transform the marital relationship into a martial one |
| A practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy patient |
| A raving beauty is a girl who finished second in a beauty contest |
| A Smile is a language that even a baby understands |
| A summer camp is where little children go for Mother's vacation |
| A wedding ring is a one man band |
| A wise man will make more opprtunities than he finds |
| All children are as good as gold on April 15th |
| All progress stems from change but all change is not necessarily progress |
| All true blessings are multiplied by sharing them |
| Always hold your head up but keep your nose at a friendly level |
| An explosive situation can often be eased by a few carefully chosenwords, softly spoken |
| An overweight person who is hungry as a horse should learn to (say) " Nay" |
| Anybody who rests on laurels keeps them in the wrong place |
| As every minute particle of gold is valulable so is every minute of life |
| "Better late than never" is good but not nearly as good as " Better never late" |
| Be a good loser, but don't make it a habit |
| Be yourself. No one else can do that better than you |
| Better people to make a better world aer made in the home |
| Blesed are those who go around ni circles, for they shall be called "big wheels" |
| Blessed is he who expects nothing for he shall never be disappointed |
| Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, remains silent |
| Bowling tends to get kids off the streets and into the alleys |
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| Celebrate by having a good time you'll never forget - not one you can't remember |
| Celebrations you'll never forget are better than those you can't remember |
| Children are often expected to learn good manners without seeing any |
| Common Sense is what the world calls wisdom |
| Conceit is simple a matter of "I" strain |
| Correction does much, but encouragement does more |
| Do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of |
| Doing less than the average keeps the average down |
| Don't be a carbon copy of somebody else - make your own impression |
| Don't complain because rose bushes have thorns; be glad that they have roses |
| Don't worry about finding your station in life. Somebody will tell you where to get off |
| Drive carefully; the car you save may some day belong to you |
| Drive like a nut and you may soon get cracked |
| Drivers who hug the wrogn curves sometimes cause accidents |
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| Eating too much will make you thick at your stomach |
| Education is what a man gets when he talks with a group of teen-agers |
| Envy is akind of praise |
| Even moderation ought not to be practiced to excess |
| " Finding time" is difficult. If you want time, make it |
| " Finding time" is difficult. If you want time, make it |
| Few people recgnize opportunity because it is disguised as hard work |
| Generally speaking, women have been famous for untold ages |
| Getting into hot water tends to keep you clean |
| Giving birth to an idea is one thing; raising it to maturity is another |
| Giving till it hurts makes some people extremely sensitive to pain |
| Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling |
| He is lonely who builds himself a wall instead of a bridge |
| He who loses his head is usually the last one to miss it |
| He who rises like a rocket often falls like a rock |
| If success came easily, everyone would be successful |
| Intuition enables a woman to put two and two together and get your number |
| It is often the last key on the ring which opens the door |
| It's foolish to work up a head of steam unless you know what's cooking |
| Listen before judging and think before speaking |
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| Many people will give an honest day's work but they want a week's pay for it |
| Marriages may be made in heaven, but man performs the maintenance work |
| Modern girls adore spinning wheels - four of them and a apare |
| More people are run down by gossip than by automobiles |
| Only one who gives happiness deserves happiness. |
| People who have found that money can't buy everything often use credit cards |
| People you should get even with are those who have helped you |
| Performance is always preferred over promises |
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| The best way to convince a man he is wrong is to let him have his own way |
| The character of the giver is shown more by the manner of giving than by the gift itself |
| The first requirement in solving a problem is to understand it |
| The next best thing to knowign a fact is knowing where to find it |
| There's a difference between rising to the top and going up in the air |
| Think of others people's worries and your own do not seem important any more |
| To be most happy, keep so busy you have no time to be unhappy |
| Today you will double your money by folding it and slipping it back in your pocket |
| Too many of us don;t care what happens so long as it doesn't happen to us |
| Treat your friends kindly if it weren't fot hem, you'd be a total stranger |
| We'd all be succesful if we followed the advice we give others |
| When you are right you can afford to keep your temper |
| When you stop to think don';t forget to start again |
| When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt |
| Work is only well donw when it is done with a will |
| Yesterday is gone; tomorrow never comes; today is here; get busy |
| You are ony young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely |
| You can look very spic if your span is not too great |
| Your conscience, like a buzing beem can make you feel uneasy without stinging you |
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Salada Red - Premium
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| Premium | Ability is a wonderful thing but its value is greatly enhanced by dependability |
| Premium | A biology book worm devours gardening books |
| Premium | A comic with a toothache is no laughing matter |
| Premium | Age doesn't matter unless you're cheese |
| Premium | Aging autocrat: wrinkled stuffed shirt |
| Premium | A glutton loves all see food |
| Premium | A hermit loves his wealth of poverty |
| Premium | A job transfer can be a moving experience |
| Premium | Always drive as if your children were in the other car |
| Premium | A mime is an actor with nothing to talk about |
| Premium | An egotist is a person who is always "me-deep" in conversation |
| Premium | an IOU is a paper wait |
| Premium | A nervous lepidopterist has butterflies in the stomach |
| Premium | A person is not rewarded for having brains, only for using them |
| Premium | Apartment hunting …. Scouring for a pad |
| Premium | A promise is the only thing that must be kept to be given |
| Premium | A satisfied philatilist is stuck on his job |
| Premium | A smile is a window on your face that shows your heart is at home |
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| Premium | Beavers give a dam for ecology |
| Premium | Bike riders … cyclemates |
| Premium | Chinese diet: one chop stick |
| Premium | Circus high wire walkers are generally high strung |
| Premium | Coal miners usually get to the bottom of a dirty business |
| Premium | con-man … one whose assets depend on his lie-abilities |
| Premium | Construction workers stay riveted to the job |
| Premium | Daredevil waterskiers always make a big splash |
| Premium | Dolphins are great swimmers because they pool together |
| Premium | Do not climb up the ladder of success wrong by wrong |
| Premium | Don't sell yourself short if you want your stock to rise |
| Premium | Don't solve life's problems with cross words |
| Premium | Drive with care … life has no spare |
| Premium | Drugstore cowbouys prefer Rodeo Drive |
| Premium | Elephants move frequently so they always travel with their trunks |
| Premium | Exercise … hard work to gain nothing |
| Premium | Exercis spas specialize in wishful shrinking |
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| Premium | Fat lawyers have many lien clients |
| Premium | Food lovers are bigger than their stomachs |
| Premium | Gossip is a dainty morsel eaten with great relish |
| Premium | Happy bees are always on a honeymoon |
| Premium | If you don't try, you can't fail |
| Premium | If you have a foot fetish you're a shoo-in for the psychiatrist |
| Premium | If you show people you are a live wire, they will not step on you |
| Premium | If you want a place in the sun, you have to have a few blisters |
| Premium | In the land of the blind, the one-eyed manis seldom seen |
| Premium | Invest in laughter. It pays unlimited dividends |
| Premium | Isaac Newton was never let down by his theory of gravitation |
| Premium | It's just as easy to look for the good things in life rather than the bad |
| Premium | Just because a path is well beaten is no proof it's the right one |
| Premium | Kittens never cry over spilled milk |
| Premium | Laughter fills an empty stomach |
| Premium | Laughter is the shock absorber of life's blows |
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| Premium | Librarians are novel lovers |
| Premium | Life is like basketball … take a shot or dribble it away |
| Premium | Love: that magical bond where one and one is far more than just two |
| Premium | Management like trees, dies first at the top |
| Premium | Marriage has its ups and downs, especially when you're married to a yoyo |
| Premium | Next boat to dock after the Mayflower: the Juneflower |
| Premium | Obesity is habit forming .. It grows on you |
| Premium | Old pantyhose never die, they just run away |
| Premium | Old principals never die, the just lose their faculties |
| Premium | Only a light bulb can go out every night and still be bright the next day |
| Premium | Paul Bunyan's son is a chip off the old block |
| Premium | Penitentiary … guilt complex |
| Premium | People who are two faced age twice as fast |
| Premium | Pessimist … someone who always looks on the blight side |
| Premium | Pirates sail in thug boats |
| Premium | Potatoes have their eyes peeled for company |
| Premium | Professor driving 4x4 truck: Rhodes scholar |
| Premium | Remember, old stock brokers never die, they just yield to maturity |
| Premium | Road maps tell you everything except how to fold them |
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| Premium | Scrambled eggheads can't digest their own logic |
| Premium | Shakespeare ode much to publishers |
| Premium | Shepherds never have the wool pulled over their eyes |
| Premium | Shot putters usually have throes of pain |
| Premium | Smart golfers never play through without a tea |
| Premium | Smart kurds find a whey |
| Premium | Sometimes playing a tune is a little easier than facing music |
| Premium | Sour grapes are gripe food |
| Premium | Technicians at Cape Canaveral always think og launch time |
| Premium | Tennis … the only game to achieve love and get nothing |
| Premium | The best things in life are fees |
| Premium | The cinfused tourist doesn't "where" well |
| Premium | The first mountain climber to reach the top never has a pique |
| Premium | The golden rule tarnishes unless polished with use |
| Premium | The king's tailor makes a fine coat of arms |
| Premium | The most effective way to cope with chane is to help create it |
| Premium | The only thing free of charge is a run down battery |
| Premium | The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes, but in liking what one has to do |
| Premium | The wash-n-wear era came after the iron age |
| Premium | Thrift is the thief of extravagance |
| Premium | Time heals all wounds and wounds all heels |
| Premium | To ford a logjam on an ancient river: cross the Styx |
| Premium | To overlook the little things in life is to miss the biggest part of life itself |
| Premium | To work in the ice cream parlor you have to attend sundae school |
| Premium | Travelling song birds always carry a tune |
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| Premium | Verbose tribal lawyers beat around the bush |
| Premium | Well-times silence has more eolquence than speech |
| Premium | What businessmen do at a regatta: have a sails meeting |
| Premium | What you say reveals much. What you don't say reveals much more |
| Premium | When you tease someone under a pine tree you neddle them |
| Premium | Wisdom is the ability to discover alternatives |
| Premium | "You can't catch more flies with honey"said the outfielder |
| Premium | Your thoughts can't soar if you think like a turkey |
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Salada Small Taglines
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| Small | A baby Ostrich puts its head in the sandbox | . |
| Small | A bachelor is a guy with no wife expectancy | . |
| Small | A bachelor's blackbook is full of near MRs. | . |
| Small | A broker is a man on the right end of a telephone | . |
| Small | Accidents happen. That's why there are so many different kinds of salad | . |
| Small | A censor is someone who puths his "no's" in everybody's business | . |
| Small | A clean tie will always attract the soup of the day | . |
| Small | A cow is an animal that owes a lot to udders | . |
| Small | A crowd is not company | . |
| Small | Active baby: flash in the pram | . |
| Small | Actor's boat party: all HAMS on deck | . |
| Small | A dirty book gathers no dust | . |
| Small | A faux pas gives you an err ache | . |
| Small | A friend is one who knows all about you and loves just the same | . |
| Small | After the music conference minuets were typed | . |
| Small | A gem is no polished without rubbing, nor man made perfect without trials | . |
| Small | A golf ball is a golf ball no matter how you putt it | . |
| Small | A good scare is worth more than good advice | . |
| Small | A good way to save is to keep the lower half shut | . |
| Small | A horse is an animal that can take thousands of people for a ride | . |
| Small | A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile | . |
| Small | All heiresses are beautiful | . |
| Small | A low-cut dress creates cold shoulders | . |
| Small | Always borrow from a pessimist - he never expects to get it back | . |
| Small | Always forgive your enemies. Seldom does anything annoy them more | . |
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| Small | Ancient hill top castle: ruin with a view | . |
| Small | Ancient tigers rattled sabers | . |
| Small | An egomaniac is someone who's hard of listening | . |
| Small | An electrician is a man who wires homes for money | . |
| Small | An old fashioned laundry is one that still tears buttons off by hand | . |
| Small | An ulcer is a pain in the neck that dropped | . |
| Small | Anyone who works for a law firm makes loopholes | . |
| Small | A pig bought on credit is forever grunting | . |
| Small | A poet can survive anything but a misprint | . |
| Small | April the 15th should be called tax-giving day | . |
| Small | A prude whispers sweet nothing-doings in your ear | . |
| Small | Aquaduct: waterwalk for birds | . |
| Small | A rake in the grass bites when stepped on | . |
| Small | Archaeologists work in the lost and found department | . |
| Small | Artist that jog usually become great panters | . |
| Small | A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths | . |
| Small | A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death | . |
| Small | A small space constricts the Boa | . |
| Small | A smile is a curve that can set many things straight | . |
| Small | A specialist is a doctor with a smaller practice but a bigger home | . |
| Small | A stitch in time saves embarrassment | . |
| Small | A-students are up to know-good | . |
| Small | A synonym is a word you use when you can;t spell the other one | . |
| Small | A teaching Optometrist sees many pupils | . |
| Small | A toast-of-the-town needs a lot of bread | . |
| Small | A tree never hits a car except in self-defense | . |
| Small | Auto mechanics do exhausting work | . |
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| Small | Average person: What we all think we're not | . |
| Small | Avid fisherman rush from one ex-stream to another | . |
| Small | A wedding ring is like a tourniquet. It stops your circulation | . |
| Small | A well cared for cub is a pander bear | . |
| Small | Baby snakes have rattlres | . |
| Small | Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone | . |
| Small | Be careful in stretching the truth, it may snap back! | . |
| Small | Beer in a water bed makes a foam mattress | . |
| Small | Ben Franklin got a big charge from lightning | . |
| Small | Beginners gardening manual: trowel and error | . |
| Small | Bell buoys serve ocean travelers | . |
| Small | Be sure you never pass up a good opportunity to remain quiet | . |
| Small | Best job in watch factory - making faces | . |
| Small | Best sellers have plots of gold | . |
| Small | Beware of Wall Street … it begins in a graveyard and ends in a river | . |
| Small | Blood test: when relatives overstay their visits | . |
| Small | Body language is the universal tongue | . |
| Small | Boiling points in people differ in degrees | . |
| Small | Boot camp: where shoe salesman train | . |
| Small | Broadway Marquees: royalty visiting the theater | . |
| Small | Bulletin board: where soldiers practice | . |
| Small | Busy bakers make lots of dough | . |
| Small | BUY!: One word commercial | . |
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| Small | Cache: Place to store cash | . |
| Small | Calculated risk: computer dating | . |
| Small | Card players spend a good deal of time together | . |
| Small | Carrying a tune is a heavy load for rock singers | . |
| Small | Checks and Balances: famous juggling act | . |
| Small | Children are grand but grandchildren are grander | . |
| Small | Children often make parents feel old and grandparents feel young | . |
| Small | Child's mud pie in the kitchen: grime and punishment | . |
| Small | Clothiers give good customers on-the-cuff treatment | . |
| Small | Clothing store close-out: thread bare | . |
| Small | Clowining glory; funny hat | . |
| Small | Comic: THE GRIN REAPER | . |
| Small | Common sense could prevent most divorces & most marriages | . |
| Small | Companies can throw a curve with the bottom line | . |
| Small | Condomaximum: very large Condo | . |
| Small | Corporate downsizing: title waive | . |
| Small | Crash diets always let you down | . |
| Small | Tiny economical restaurant: Five & Dine | . |
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